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Monday, May 29, 2017

Memorial Day Military Fetishists Simultaneously Fondle Guns, Flag & Gentals

It's called the Defense Department isn't it?

Since W.W. 2, we've been ably defended against the invasion of these Mongol hordes:

The North Koreans
The Vietnamese
The Grenadans
The Panamanians.
&
The Iraqis twice.
Not to mention the assorted Mongol hordes of Central American origin that we didn't openly fight but funded those lovely right wing proxy armies who did fight them.

Oh yeah, then there were the Russians. Once our ally then unceremoniously relegated to enemy status & then promoted to all powerful boogeyman with the help of Reinhard Gehlen & other assorted Nazis fantasists that we recruited after the war.

Yay Team!
Go L'Amerikkka!

So in honor of the oodles of stinky bullshit that America sells itself at this time of year I'm honoring these American heroes:

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Friday, December 2, 2016

Pizza Gate

Really don't know where to begin. It really doesn't matter though since I don't think anyone reads this blog.

I watched Alex "I've accidentally eaten the pizza delivery guy" Jones bloviate on another pizza gate video. I'd link to it but I don't want to propagate the ramblings of bloviating windbags.
Alex said that, "it's all true. The Clintons are pedophiles who eat children in Satanic blood rituals. Crowley stuff. Deep dark magic." Then he goes on to say that it's all been confirmed by Google & Wikileaks.

Huh?

Google fact checks shit? Really? Since fucking when? Same with Wikileaks. That's like saying Home Depot confirmed it.

Whatever Crowley's faults, and I've no doubt he was a manipulative dick, I don't think that he ever killed & ate any children. If he did, it must have escaped the army of Crowley biographers who have studied his life ad nauseum for years. If manipulative dickdom is a reason for suspicion, then I'd say that every politician since the dawn of forever is a fucking Satanist. And, if you'd ask any woman, I think she'd say that 99% of the male population also vie for Manipulative Dick Of The Year.

If one wants to point the finger at Satanic Cults, Christianity seems to fit the bill much better than the fucking O.T.O. Christianity is eyebrow deep in the blood of innocents. Christians were practicing the fine art of "convert or die" long before Mohamed was a gob of cock snot in his daddy's wiener.

As far as "blood rituals" go, the United States is one gigantic Satanic Blood Ritual. There's a veritable ocean of Native American, African, Chinese & just plain poor folk's blood underneath our little red, white & blue strip mall. And all those people died so a bunch fat fucks could shove beer & nachos into their flabby pie holes while they stare at football games & jerk off to Internet porn.

It's fucking obscene.

Really don't know how this will end, but I doubt that it will end well.

In my opinion, we as a nation, are done. That "terrorist" attack on 911 tore that thin veneer of stability off a nation of sociopaths, nitwits & liars. I can't wait for Trump to add his stupidity to the stew. I told my 17 year old daughter that she should, whenever she's able, to get far away from this fucking asylum.

I hope she listens.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

You Know You Live In a Fucked Up World When A Place Like 4Chan Passes Itself Off As A Moral Avenger

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/another-4chan-user-gets-busted-fbi

FEBRUARY 7--Another 4chan devotee has been arrested by the FBI, this time for downloading child porn from the notorious web site and posting threats to go on a shooting spree at his Michigan college that would result in dozens of fatalities, The Smoking Gun has learned.
According to an FBI affidavit, Ali Saad, 19, posted death threats “on a popular internet website” in late-November. In those posts, Saad included photos of Columbine High School killers Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris and wrote that he was confident that he could top the “high score” amassed by Seung-Hui Cho, the Virginia Tech student who killed 32 people in April 2007.

While the “popular internet website” is not named in the affidavit, Saad told TSG that it was 4chan.
In a November 27 message, Saad wrote of opening fire with an AK-47 at a Biology lecture class attended by hundreds of students. “500+ students. Lol,” he wrote, according to FBI Agent Christopher Pennisi. Saad, pictured in the above mug shot, noted that he planned to set up a laptop and broadcast the shooting live online via Stickam, the popular streaming video web site. “10:45 am, turn laptop to face 500+ students, pull out ak47 I got from gun show and unleash mayhem. Def going to beat cho.”

That message ended with a “Thanks for help /b/ros. Be sure to tune in.” The term “/b/ros” refers to regulars in 4chan’s anarchic “/b” forum.

In response to 4chan posts, “two different people who read Saad’s threats online reported him to the FBI.” With 4chan’s assistance, investigators quickly connected Saad to the messages, according to Agent Pennisi: “The internet protocol address of the computer that posted the message to the website was captured by the website and made available to the FBI.” And by “made available,” the FBI means it was provided to agents without the use of a subpoena or search warrant.

During a November 29 raid at his Dearborn home, Saad reportedly copped to using his laptop “to post a threat to shoot people at Wayne State on the internet 3 separate times.” While Saad “denied intending to actually commit a shooting,” a forensic examination of his computer revealed that “he researched other mass shooting incidents in the United States, including school shooting incidents, prior to posting his threat on the internet.”

While being interviewed by agents, Saad admitted to downloading about 25 child pornography images from 4chan, Pennisi reported. A review of his laptop’s hard drive “revealed more than 20 stored files containing child pornographic images” that were downloaded between November 20-21.
In a brief interview, Saad said that he first visited 4chan “a week before everything happened,” claiming that he went to the site out of “curiosity” since he had seen it described as the “dregs of society.” Saad, now attending Henry Ford Community College, added, “And I got fucked for it.”

"Dregs of society" indeed.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Spirit Cooking Semen Truffles Anyone?

The dominant feeling in America, post election, appears to be collective insanity. At the universities near me the left wing children of privilege are protesting nightly against the election of Donald Trump. Much like the seceding post Obama election Republicans, the left wing whinges heartily when they lose power. Further proof that liberals & conservatives are just dysfunctional mirror images of each other.
On the less extreme conspiracy side, Hillary is apparently a demonic pedophile Anti-Christ who eats semen infused truffles at spirit cooking dinner parties, while her main man, John Podesta, orders special bits of chicken from a creepy DC pizza joint.
On Reddit, someone mentioned how their grandpappy knows Trump and Trump is "very aware" of Clinton's demon semen love & he will soon rectify it all cause "he really loves us."

On the more extreme conspiracy side we have Tracy Twyman who has this bit of Hillary love:

Hillary was born in October 1947, supposedly. The Babalon Working took place January-March 1946, then the fetus extraction and nuclear bomb test took place some time after that. I looked for this information on a hunch, after noticing several clues. And sure enough, back in 2008, someone on David Icke’s forum speculated that Hillary may have been the “Moonchild” that, according to artist Marjorie Cameron, was implanted into her own womb by rocket scientist, occultist, and Crowley associate Jack Parsons during a ritual called the “Babalon Working.” The purpose was to birth a child to be an incarnation of what Crowley called “Babalon,” the Scarlet Whore with the cup of blood foretold in St. John’s Revelation that rides the Beast.
Cameron actually claimed that this fetus, after being taken from her womb, was delivered to people involved in the military’s nuclear weapons progranm, who were apparently in cahoots with Parsons, and placed inside of a nuclear bomb that was tested. But the fetus “survived,” she said, because it had been placed inside of a special canister made exactly for this purpose. For the 1945 “Trinity” bomb test they made a special canister called “Jumbo” that was supposed to to preserve the plutonium if the bomb did failed to go off. They reportedly didn’t end up using it for that, but it has been suggested that this is what preserved the fetus of the Moonchild. Presumably, it grew up to be somebody.

Considering that Hillary Clinton may be a Moonchild/starchild created in an occult ritual involving a nuclear bomb and the killing of hundreds of thousands of people during a war, and that she was meant to be the Whore of Babalon mentioned in Revelation, drinking the blood of the saints, perhaps we should take seriously her intentions to start a nuclear war with Russia. After all, I believe that this woman and her associates did a sodomic child rape ritual with their friends to create the earthquake in Haiti, then kidnapped all of the kids they could find in the aftermath so that they could use them to do something even worse. Just imagine what that could be.

All this only two weeks after the election. Should be an interesting 4 years.

Addendum: I've also enjoyed how the gun company stocks have tumbled since the election of Herr Trumpski. Further proof of another one of my pet theories that gun store owners & gun manufacturers love spree shootings & the gun banning liberal politicians that follow in their wake because they mean nothing but money, money & mo' money to them. No hysteria = no sale.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

So...Ummm...The World's Most Well Armed Country Just Elected A Narcissistic Sociopath As President?...This Should End Well...

My 17 year old daughter actually cried when Trump won.
I can't blame her, although I thought his victory was a foregone conclusion.
To think Americans want a rational unified future is to lie to oneself.
To think either candidate would have provided that rational unified future
would have made you utterly delusional.
But, she's my girl, and she's young & idealistic.
She doesn't understand that it's all been compromised.
Neither party is on her side.
I've always characterized this election as a choice between a bowl of shit & a bowl of vomit.
Truthfully, I'm not sure which one we've collectively chosen.
Trump's bile qualifies him for the evacuated stomach content category, but, in all honesty, he looks exactly like
a lumpy pile of orange shit with a bad wig stapled to the top. Like someone accidentally ate
a huge box of orange Crayolas & then dropped an oversized deuce on the floor.
Ah, the mysteries of life.

It should be an interesting 4 years.
While all presidents fuck up, no one fucks up like a Republican.
You can feel the failure looming.
And you just know it's going to be epic.
Pooches everywhere are pre-lubing for the inevitable day when Herr Strumpet screws them.

I have to admit America is consistent.
It's always been a nation of whiners.
It's always been a nation of idiots.
It's time to admit that that "land of the free, home of brave" jism
is little more than Madison Ave. doublespeak.

The next four years will not be pretty.
But I've no doubt that they will be funny.

Seig Heil!!!
Long Live The New Reich!!!
Same As The Old Reich!!!