So...Ummm...The World's Most Well Armed Country Just Elected A Narcissistic Sociopath As President?...This Should End Well...

My 17 year old daughter actually cried when Trump won.
I can't blame her, although I thought his victory was a foregone conclusion.
To think Americans want a rational unified future is to lie to oneself.
To think either candidate would have provided that rational unified future
would have made you utterly delusional.
But, she's my girl, and she's young & idealistic.
She doesn't understand that it's all been compromised.
Neither party is on her side.
I've always characterized this election as a choice between a bowl of shit & a bowl of vomit.
Truthfully, I'm not sure which one we've collectively chosen.
Trump's bile qualifies him for the evacuated stomach content category, but, in all honesty, he looks exactly like
a lumpy pile of orange shit with a bad wig stapled to the top. Like someone accidentally ate
a huge box of orange Crayolas & then dropped an oversized deuce on the floor.
Ah, the mysteries of life.

It should be an interesting 4 years.
While all presidents fuck up, no one fucks up like a Republican.
You can feel the failure looming.
And you just know it's going to be epic.
Pooches everywhere are pre-lubing for the inevitable day when Herr Strumpet screws them.

I have to admit America is consistent.
It's always been a nation of whiners.
It's always been a nation of idiots.
It's time to admit that that "land of the free, home of brave" jism
is little more than Madison Ave. doublespeak.

The next four years will not be pretty.
But I've no doubt that they will be funny.

Seig Heil!!!
Long Live The New Reich!!!
Same As The Old Reich!!!

                        Bucky Beaver Says Eat Your Vegetables Kids


                                              

Happy Halloween

It's Time To Play Election Roulette

Ice T Spouts Off About Racism

"So Mr. T, since the A-Team went off the air you've worn many hats, fake cop, suburban rapper...I'd like to know the lessons you've learned being the token brother in so many white run enterprises."

 "Whatchoo talkin' about Willus, I ain't never been on no A-Team. And what's this suburban rapper booshat? I gots me some street cred. I's a gangsta mofo and don't you forget it."

"Uh...OK. Well then, Mr. T., please pity the fool and tell us how you'd achieve racial equality in these troubled times?"

"Right, well that's easy. All the brothers need to marry a platinum blonde brain dead bimbo with big artificial breastisees. Ya see the big breastisees goes a long way towards making that racial harmony flow. Personally I like it best when the racial harmony flows down between those big breastisees. Ha! If ya gets my street cred humor white boy."

"One more thing Mr. T., you are the master of that elusive thespian facial expression known as constipation puss. As a matter of fact, it seems to be your only facial expression. How did you achieve this so successfully?"

"Ummm...it's cause I be constipated all the time. Y'know toilet paper is white right? No black man worth his manufactured street cred could ever trust his backside to anything white, right?"

"Of course Mr. T., and thank you for your time."

Trump Is God. & Don't Forget It Ya Whiney Bitches

For once I agree with a politician.

Donald Trump's plan to build a wall on our southern border is both prudent & wise.
He should follow that with a wall on each coast & also a wall on our northern Canadian border. He should then install a huge, continent size, roof on top.

 Finally, as the apex of his vision, Trump should place one of these:

every 100 feet or so. The world would thank him.

Donald Trump Says "Vote For Me & I'll Blow You."

The More Things Change The More Things Stay The Same

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