Monday, November 21, 2016

Spirit Cooking Semen Truffles Anyone?

The dominant feeling in America, post election, appears to be collective insanity. At the universities near me the left wing children of privilege are protesting nightly against the election of Donald Trump. Much like the seceding post Obama election Republicans, the left wing whinges heartily when they lose power. Further proof that liberals & conservatives are just dysfunctional mirror images of each other.
On the less extreme conspiracy side, Hillary is apparently a demonic pedophile Anti-Christ who eats semen infused truffles at spirit cooking dinner parties, while her main man, John Podesta, orders special bits of chicken from a creepy DC pizza joint.
On Reddit, someone mentioned how their grandpappy knows Trump and Trump is "very aware" of Clinton's demon semen love & he will soon rectify it all cause "he really loves us."


On the more extreme conspiracy side we have Tracy Twyman who has this bit of Hillary love:



Hillary was born in October 1947, supposedly. The Babalon Working took place January-March 1946, then the fetus extraction and nuclear bomb test took place some time after that. I looked for this information on a hunch, after noticing several clues. And sure enough, back in 2008, someone on David Icke’s forum speculated that Hillary may have been the “Moonchild” that, according to artist Marjorie Cameron, was implanted into her own womb by rocket scientist, occultist, and Crowley associate Jack Parsons during a ritual called the “Babalon Working.” The purpose was to birth a child to be an incarnation of what Crowley called “Babalon,” the Scarlet Whore with the cup of blood foretold in St. John’s Revelation that rides the Beast.
Cameron actually claimed that this fetus, after being taken from her womb, was delivered to people involved in the military’s nuclear weapons progranm, who were apparently in cahoots with Parsons, and placed inside of a nuclear bomb that was tested. But the fetus “survived,” she said, because it had been placed inside of a special canister made exactly for this purpose. For the 1945 “Trinity” bomb test they made a special canister called “Jumbo” that was supposed to to preserve the plutonium if the bomb did failed to go off. They reportedly didn’t end up using it for that, but it has been suggested that this is what preserved the fetus of the Moonchild. Presumably, it grew up to be somebody.


Considering that Hillary Clinton may be a Moonchild/starchild created in an occult ritual involving a nuclear bomb and the killing of hundreds of thousands of people during a war, and that she was meant to be the Whore of Babalon mentioned in Revelation, drinking the blood of the saints, perhaps we should take seriously her intentions to start a nuclear war with Russia. After all, I believe that this woman and her associates did a sodomic child rape ritual with their friends to create the earthquake in Haiti, then kidnapped all of the kids they could find in the aftermath so that they could use them to do something even worse. Just imagine what that could be.  

All this only two weeks after the election. Should be an interesting 4 years.

Addendum: I've also enjoyed how the gun company stocks have tumbled since the election of Herr Trumpski.  Further proof of another one of my pet theories that gun store owners & gun manufacturers love spree shootings & the gun banning liberal politicians that follow in their wake because they mean nothing but money, money & mo' money to them. No hysteria = no sale.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

So...Ummm...The World's Most Well Armed Country Just Elected A Narcissistic Sociopath As President?...This Should End Well...

My 17 year old daughter actually cried when Trump won.
I can't blame her, although I thought his victory was a foregone conclusion.
To think Americans want a rational unified future is to lie to oneself.
To think either candidate would have provided that rational unified future
would have made you utterly delusional.
But, she's my girl, and she's young & idealistic.
She doesn't understand that it's all been compromised.
Neither party is on her side.
I've always characterized this election as a choice between a bowl of shit & a bowl of vomit.
Truthfully, I'm not sure which one we've collectively chosen.
Trump's bile qualifies him for the evacuated stomach content category, but, in all honesty, he looks exactly like
a lumpy pile of orange shit with a bad wig stapled to the top. Like someone accidentally ate
a huge box of orange Crayolas & then dropped an oversized deuce on the floor.
Ah, the mysteries of life.

It should be an interesting 4 years.
While all presidents fuck up, no one fucks up like a Republican.
You can feel the failure looming.
And you just know it's going to be epic.
Pooches everywhere are pre-lubing for the inevitable day when Herr Strumpet screws them.

I have to admit America is consistent.
It's always been a nation of whiners.
It's always been a nation of idiots.
It's time to admit that that "land of the free, home of brave" jism
is little more than Madison Ave. doublespeak.

The next four years will not be pretty.
But I've no doubt that they will be funny.

Seig Heil!!!
Long Live The New Reich!!!
Same As The Old Reich!!!


                        Bucky Beaver Says Eat Your Vegetables Kids


                                              

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Ice T Spouts Off About Racism



"So Mr. T, since the A-Team went off the air you've worn many hats, fake cop, suburban rapper...I'd like to know the lessons you've learned being the token brother in so many white run enterprises."

 "Whatchoo talkin' about Willus, I ain't never been on no A-Team. And what's this suburban rapper booshat? I gots me some street cred. I's a gangsta mofo and don't you forget it."

"Uh...OK. Well then, Mr. T., please pity the fool and tell us how you'd achieve racial equality in these troubled times?"

"Right, well that's easy. All the brothers need to marry a platinum blonde brain dead bimbo with big artificial breastisees. Ya see the big breastisees goes a long way towards making that racial harmony flow. Personally I like it best when the racial harmony flows down between those big breastisees. Ha! If ya gets my street cred humor white boy."

"One more thing Mr. T., you are the master of that elusive thespian facial expression known as constipation puss. As a matter of fact, it seems to be your only facial expression. How did you achieve this so successfully?"

"Ummm...it's cause I be constipated all the time. Y'know toilet paper is white right? No black man worth his manufactured street cred could ever trust his backside to anything white, right?"

"Of course Mr. T., and thank you for your time."

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Trump Is God. & Don't Forget It Ya Whiney Bitches


For once I agree with a politician.

Donald Trump's plan to build a wall on our southern border is both prudent & wise.
He should follow that with a wall on each coast & also a wall on our northern Canadian border. He should then install a huge, continent size, roof on top.

 Finally, as the apex of his vision, Trump should place one of these:

every 100 feet or so. The world would thank him.

Donald Trump Says "Vote For Me & I'll Blow You."