Move Over Lady Ga Ga

 This is too astounding to be covered under the word "astounding." I might actually listen to the radio if they played music like this. Hell, John Wayne Bobbitt might have avoided a world of hurt if the radio played music like this.

This is from Chief Kooffreh's album "Orgasm," which has such catchy song titles as:

350 Million American Consumers VS. Chinese Prime Minister, Ruling Class, We demand Respect Donald Trump

&

Special American Military Honors Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines Many Good Men Fight and Die so that you Can Be Free

&, of course

Orgasm - Milk Shake.

Buy it, live it, love it.

 

"You Huff It Like a Gassy Rag"

Happy Halloween

It's A Screaming Jay October

Nobody does it like Screaming Jay.

October Means It's Monster Surfing Time Motherfucker

Throw Away Your Ovaltine & Buy Yourself Some Benzedrine

The story goes like this: One day, Elvis the Pelvis Presley showed up at Sam Phillips Sun Records Studio & tried to talk Sam into letting him record. Sam wasn't having any of it. He was in the process of turning the Pelvis away when the young King to be pulled some of Mama Presley's diet pills out of his pocket. Sam, never one to turn down good speed, invited Elvis in. The rest is,of course, history.

While this has all the gravitas of an apocryphal anecdote, it was somewhat confirmed when this Macy Skipper side was discovered mouldering in the Sun vaults in the 1970s.

Enjoy.

Psychotronic Country Weirdness

They don't make them like this anymore.

These days Country music sounds like retread 70s soft rock slop. It waves the fucking flag & sells trucks & football & beer to clueless rubes who are too dumb to see the true face of their red white & blue madhouse in all its glory.

All of that good old fashioned inbred American psychosis has been leeched out
until what's left is anemic, homogenized, bland & safe for the masses.

Fuck that.

Instead, give me the hate & the decay & the gibbering Ed Gein ambiance that has always hovered around the American heartland like a dry ice fog.