Another spree shooter day in the red white & blue Land Of The Fucking Lunatics.
The politicians are impotently bleeting: GOT TO TAKE THE GUNS!!!!
The gun fetishists are shrieking: YOU CAN'T HAVE MY GUNS BITCH!!!!
The conspiracy nuts on the left are clucking: IT'S A DISTRACTION. HE'S A MIND CONTROLLED ASSASSIN PROGRAMMED BY OBAMA & HIS NEO-CON CRONIES TO KEEP US AFRAID & DISTRACT US FROM SYRIA!!!!
The conspiracy nuts on the right are clucking: IT'S A DISTRACTION. HE'S A MIND CONTROLLED ASSASSIN PROGRAMMED BY OBAMA & HIS TRAITOROUS LIBERAL MUSLIM COMMIE COHORTS TO TAKE OUR GUNS AND RAPE OUR WHITE DAUGHTERS!!!!
Comment boards & forums all across this once great trailer park of a country are erupting in impotent whining as the mass of marginalized cubicle dwellers furiously try to state opinions that no one really cares about.
Up in Heaven, God is jerking off another galaxy into existence as His Sacred & Most Holy Semen bursts, big bang-like, into a previously vacant section of the cosmos. While He is not entirely unaware of what His little talking monkey biological experiment has been getting up to over the millenia, He just doesn't give a flying fuck.
In other words, business as usual.
The Shit Sucker Blues
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