The gravel-voiced Lemmy, one of rock and roll's great survivors despite a
hard-partying lifestyle, was diagnosed with cancer on Saturday -- two
days after his 70th birthday -- and died on Monday.
"Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove."
P. G. Wodehouse
It's currently 62 degrees here in my little corner of the world.
Xmas eve & it's 62.
That's almost unbelievable.
Last night we had thunder & lightning...in December.
It's wrong.
There should be snow & condensation when I breathe
not warm rain showers & lightning.
Personally I hate warm temperatures.
Summer is something to be avoided.
I love fall
& winter
& snow
& the fact that most of humanity
hides
in its little rodent burrows
when cold air descends.
Winter is always quiet
& wonderfully underpopulated.
But alas, not this year.
This year we have sleigh bells & sweaty balls.
HO fucking HO de HO de HO HO!
Oh well, as consolation I'm going to stare at
the very sexy Eartha Kitt.
Another spree shooter day in the red white & blue Land Of The Fucking Lunatics.
The politicians are impotently bleeting: GOT TO TAKE THE GUNS!!!!
The gun fetishists are shrieking: YOU CAN'T HAVE MY GUNS BITCH!!!!
The conspiracy nuts on the left are clucking: IT'S A DISTRACTION. HE'S A MIND CONTROLLED ASSASSIN PROGRAMMED BY OBAMA & HIS NEO-CON CRONIES TO KEEP US AFRAID & DISTRACT US FROM SYRIA!!!!
The conspiracy nuts on the right are clucking: IT'S A DISTRACTION. HE'S A MIND CONTROLLED ASSASSIN PROGRAMMED BY OBAMA & HIS TRAITOROUS LIBERAL MUSLIM COMMIE COHORTS TO TAKE OUR GUNS AND RAPE OUR WHITE DAUGHTERS!!!!
Comment boards & forums all across this once great trailer park of a country are erupting in impotent whining as the mass of marginalized cubicle dwellers furiously try to state opinions that no one really cares about.
Up in Heaven, God is jerking off another galaxy into existence as His Sacred & Most Holy Semen bursts, big bang-like, into a previously vacant section of the cosmos. While He is not entirely unaware of what His little talking monkey biological experiment has been getting up to over the millenia, He just doesn't give a flying fuck.
