There you have it. A coronal mass ejection has revealed the summer home of our Reptilian Overlords. The Lizard King, when pressed for details of their "cloaking device" had this to say, "I am the Lizard King. I can do anything."
More details as they uncloak.
The Lizard King
3 comments:
I've learned to never trust anyone who says "peace & love."
That's OK Shrub, there's probably a support group.
Does that include, "Man, I'd love to get piece of that ass?"
My tweaking term involves any variation of spirituality.
As in:
My spiritual nature...
My spiritual beliefs...
I'm so spiritual...
Etc....
I've learned to never trust support groups.
My all time favorite is "at the end of the day." When someone says that, I want to say "at the end of the day, ashes to ashes and dust to dust, so shut the fuck up you self-important douchebag!"
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