So stop shoving your dick in it.MY ASS HURTS!
I don't care about your ideologies.
I don't care about your political philosophies.
I don't care about your corrupt narcissism
& your pandering photo ops
& your inspiring success stories.
I don't care if both the Republican & Democratic parties immolate like the Hindenburg
& plummet from the skies.
I don't care about the legions of my fellow Americans who appear to be brain damaged enough
to think this plastic culture of overweight shoppers is, by any sane standard, great.
I don't care about Christmas
or apple pie
or fucking Chevrolet.
I just want my ass to stop hurting.
So go away.
Or buy some lube.
Or shoot yourselves in the head.
The choice is yours.
Personally, if I were you, I'd choose the last one.
But that's me.