Thursday, December 31, 2015

Another New Year

& sadly, humanity is still here.

Fucking Mayans.

Couldn't even get something as easy as a good apocalypse right.

Y'all deserved to be conquered.

I'm setting my sights on 2029 & the arrival of Apophis.

I think it's time that our narcissistic talking monkey asses learned the lessons that the dinosaurs learned.

We are expendable.

Unimportant.

& our passing will not even be mourned.

Or noticed.

Much like that roadkill we drive by every day on our habitrail circuit between our work cage & our home cage.

On the bright side, without us, the world really will be able to have a Happy New Year.

Because, with us here, the year is guaranteed to be anything but new.

Just more of the same old human manufactured bullshit.


Tuesday, December 29, 2015

R.I.P. Lemmy

The gravel-voiced Lemmy, one of rock and roll's great survivors despite a hard-partying lifestyle, was diagnosed with cancer on Saturday -- two days after his 70th birthday -- and died on Monday.












"Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove." P. G. Wodehouse

Thursday, December 24, 2015

MERRY XMAS BABY

It's currently 62 degrees here in my little corner of the world.

Xmas eve & it's 62.

That's almost unbelievable.

Last night we had thunder & lightning...in December.
It's wrong.

There should be snow & condensation when I breathe
not warm rain showers & lightning.

Personally I hate warm temperatures.
Summer is something to be avoided.
I love fall & winter & snow
& the fact that most of humanity hides
in its little rodent burrows
when cold air descends.
Winter is always quiet
& wonderfully underpopulated.

But alas, not this year.
This year we have sleigh bells & sweaty balls.

 HO fucking HO de HO de HO HO!

 Oh well, as consolation I'm going to stare at the very sexy Eartha Kitt.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Monday, October 19, 2015

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Friday, October 2, 2015

Ho Hum

Another spree shooter day in the red white & blue Land Of The Fucking Lunatics.

The politicians are impotently bleeting: GOT TO TAKE THE GUNS!!!!

The gun fetishists are shrieking: YOU CAN'T HAVE MY GUNS BITCH!!!!

The conspiracy nuts on the left are clucking: IT'S A DISTRACTION. HE'S A MIND CONTROLLED ASSASSIN PROGRAMMED BY OBAMA & HIS NEO-CON CRONIES TO KEEP US AFRAID & DISTRACT US FROM SYRIA!!!!

The conspiracy nuts on the right are clucking: IT'S A DISTRACTION. HE'S A MIND CONTROLLED ASSASSIN PROGRAMMED BY OBAMA & HIS TRAITOROUS LIBERAL MUSLIM COMMIE COHORTS TO TAKE OUR GUNS AND RAPE OUR WHITE DAUGHTERS!!!!

Comment boards & forums all across this once great trailer park of a country are erupting in impotent whining as the mass of marginalized cubicle dwellers furiously try to state opinions that no one really cares about.

Up in Heaven, God is jerking off another galaxy into existence as His Sacred & Most Holy Semen bursts, big bang-like, into a previously vacant section of the cosmos. While He is not entirely unaware of what His little talking monkey biological experiment has been getting up to over the millenia, He just doesn't give a flying fuck.

In other words, business as usual.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Monday, August 24, 2015

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Sunday, August 2, 2015

Buccaneerophobes & Haters!





PHOENIX (AP) — A man accused of decapitating his wife and their pet dogs before mutilating himself has gone from a hospital bed to a jail cell, authorities said Sunday.

Phoenix police identified Kenneth Dale Wakefield as the man who has spent nearly a week recovering from self-inflicted wounds.

Investigators say Wakefield killed Trina Heisch, 49, and their two dogs and stashed the bodies in a closet. He then gouged out one of his own eyes and cut off his left hand at the forearm.

The grisly scene was discovered July 25 by a neighbor who went to check on Heisch and said Wakefield came to the door naked, covered in blood.

Wakefield spent 10 years in a state mental hospital after stabbing a relative in 2003. He was found "guilty, except insane" on charges of attempted second-degree murder in the attack, a verdict that spared him prison time.







Addendum: Originally I had a very "what a batshit crazy nut ball" reaction to this story.

But upon reflection, I think I've figured this guy out.

Quite obviously the dude was attempting to transform himself into a pirate.
He succeeded with the patch & the hook, but, much to Captain Jack's chagrin, the neighbor interrupted him before he could start work on his peg leg.

He killed his wife because she was a classic buccaneerophobe who opposed his transformation. Sadly, her husband had misheard the classic "Walk the plank" phrase, interpreting it as "Behead the skank," so consequently we are left with something that Colonel Kurtz described as "the horror."

As for the dogs, I think it's equally obvious that he was just trying to fit them into their little parrot costumes.

In the end, I suppose it is all just further proof that psychology is little more than a pseudoscience.

You might as well send these patients to witchdoctors or priests. I'd bet that success & failure rates would be comparable to your average psychiatrist.

The only weapon psychiatry has is medication & it is an incredibly flawed weapon that often times just exchanges one set of problems for another.

 No one has the faintest clue what consciousness is so they definitely have no real idea how or why it gets broken.

It's all just another shell game.

Another faith based religion.

Friday, July 31, 2015

Thursday, July 23, 2015

William Mortensen

Ansel Adams called Mortensen "the antichrist." I think he's brilliant.







































Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Why does HuffPost exist?

Here's the headline:
Famed Physicist Shuts Down Moon Landing Conspiracy Theorists In 1 Brilliant Tweet
Here's physicist Brian Cox's "brilliant tweet:"
I've said it before and I'll say it again - if you don't think Apollo 11 landed on Moon you are a colossal nob end & should get a new brain
So, I'll say it again, why does HuffPost exist? It churns out a never ending stream of pointless blather, day after day, week after week...? All of it written by depthless pop culture obsessed pseudo journalists who literally write about nothing. Having spent some time chatting with conspiracy theorists, I'm almost positive that that tweet won't change anything, yet it's a "news" article. The mind boggles. Here's how I picture a typical day at HuffPost:
OMG, someone famous tweeted something...let's make it an imaginary news article...& let's clickbait the headline with annoying fake revelation drama, gearing it to appeal to cubicle dwelling office workers who apparently have little or nothing to do that resembles work...they're always suckers for this category of informationless infotainment....let the ad revenue roll in....

Sunday, July 19, 2015

The Human Shit Sucker Blues





DETROIT (AP) — Police in Detroit are searching for men who allegedly robbed two young couples at gunpoint in separate attacks two hours apart and gang-raped the women while forcing the male victims to watch.The attacks happened Thursday night along a major street on Detroit's northwest side, police said. In each case, the couples were out walking when their attackers, armed with handguns, approached them.

"It's horrifying," police Deputy Chief Charles Fitzgerald told reporters Friday.

Six men took part in the first attack and all six of them raped the woman, Fitzgerald said. There had been no arrests as of Sunday afternoon, police Sgt. Cassandra Lewis told The Associated Press.

"One of the suspects produced a gun, pointed it at both victims and advised them to go to an alley," Fitzgerald said. "Both victims complied. They were forced to the ground. The male victim was forced to watch the female victim get sexually assaulted. Their clothing was taken."

The second attack happened about two hours later and was almost identical to the first, except this time there were only four men who took part, the deputy chief said. Like in the first attack, they walked up to a young couple and one of them showed his handgun and ordered the couple into an alley. The suspects took the couple's clothes and raped the woman, he said.









Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Friday, July 10, 2015

Monday, July 6, 2015

Friday, June 5, 2015