Friday, December 2, 2016

Pizza Gate

Really don't know where to begin. It really doesn't matter though since I don't think anyone reads this blog.

I watched Alex "I've accidentally eaten the pizza delivery guy" Jones bloviate on another pizza gate video. I'd link to it but I don't want to propagate the ramblings of bloviating windbags.
Alex said that, "it's all true. The Clintons are pedophiles who eat children in Satanic blood rituals. Crowley stuff. Deep dark magic." Then he goes on to say that it's all been confirmed by Google & Wikileaks.


Google fact checks shit? Really? Since fucking when? Same with Wikileaks. That's like saying Home Depot confirmed it.

Whatever Crowley's faults, and I've no doubt he was a manipulative dick, I don't think that he ever killed & ate any children. If he did, it must have escaped the army of Crowley biographers who have studied his life ad nauseum for years. If manipulative dickdom is a reason for suspicion, then I'd say that every politician since the dawn of forever is a fucking Satanist. And, if you'd ask any woman, I think she'd say that 99% of the male population also vie for Manipulative Dick Of The Year.

If one wants to point the finger at Satanic Cults, Christianity seems to fit the bill much better than the fucking O.T.O. Christianity is eyebrow deep in the blood of innocents. Christians were practicing the fine art of "convert or die" long before Mohamed was a gob of cock snot in his daddy's wiener.

As far as "blood rituals" go, the United States is one gigantic Satanic Blood Ritual. There's a veritable ocean of Native American, African, Chinese & just plain poor folk's blood underneath our little red, white & blue strip mall. And all those people died so a bunch fat fucks could shove beer & nachos into their flabby pie holes while they stare at football games & jerk off to Internet porn.

It's fucking obscene.

Really don't know how this will end, but I doubt that it will end well.

In my opinion, we as a nation, are done. That "terrorist" attack on 911 tore that thin veneer of stability off a nation of sociopaths, nitwits & liars. I can't wait for Trump to add his stupidity to the stew. I told my 17 year old daughter that she should, whenever she's able, to get far away from this fucking asylum.

I hope she listens.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

You Know You Live In a Fucked Up World When A Place Like 4Chan Passes Itself Off As A Moral Avenger

FEBRUARY 7--Another 4chan devotee has been arrested by the FBI, this time for downloading child porn from the notorious web site and posting threats to go on a shooting spree at his Michigan college that would result in dozens of fatalities, The Smoking Gun has learned.
According to an FBI affidavit, Ali Saad, 19, posted death threats “on a popular internet website” in late-November. In those posts, Saad included photos of Columbine High School killers Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris and wrote that he was confident that he could top the “high score” amassed by Seung-Hui Cho, the Virginia Tech student who killed 32 people in April 2007.

While the “popular internet website” is not named in the affidavit, Saad told TSG that it was 4chan.
In a November 27 message, Saad wrote of opening fire with an AK-47 at a Biology lecture class attended by hundreds of students. “500+ students. Lol,” he wrote, according to FBI Agent Christopher Pennisi. Saad, pictured in the above mug shot, noted that he planned to set up a laptop and broadcast the shooting live online via Stickam, the popular streaming video web site. “10:45 am, turn laptop to face 500+ students, pull out ak47 I got from gun show and unleash mayhem. Def going to beat cho.”

That message ended with a “Thanks for help /b/ros. Be sure to tune in.” The term “/b/ros” refers to regulars in 4chan’s anarchic “/b” forum.

In response to 4chan posts, “two different people who read Saad’s threats online reported him to the FBI.” With 4chan’s assistance, investigators quickly connected Saad to the messages, according to Agent Pennisi: “The internet protocol address of the computer that posted the message to the website was captured by the website and made available to the FBI.” And by “made available,” the FBI means it was provided to agents without the use of a subpoena or search warrant.

During a November 29 raid at his Dearborn home, Saad reportedly copped to using his laptop “to post a threat to shoot people at Wayne State on the internet 3 separate times.” While Saad “denied intending to actually commit a shooting,” a forensic examination of his computer revealed that “he researched other mass shooting incidents in the United States, including school shooting incidents, prior to posting his threat on the internet.”

While being interviewed by agents, Saad admitted to downloading about 25 child pornography images from 4chan, Pennisi reported. A review of his laptop’s hard drive “revealed more than 20 stored files containing child pornographic images” that were downloaded between November 20-21.
In a brief interview, Saad said that he first visited 4chan “a week before everything happened,” claiming that he went to the site out of “curiosity” since he had seen it described as the “dregs of society.” Saad, now attending Henry Ford Community College, added, “And I got fucked for it.”
"Dregs of society" indeed.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Spirit Cooking Semen Truffles Anyone?

The dominant feeling in America, post election, appears to be collective insanity. At the universities near me the left wing children of privilege are protesting nightly against the election of Donald Trump. Much like the seceding post Obama election Republicans, the left wing whinges heartily when they lose power. Further proof that liberals & conservatives are just dysfunctional mirror images of each other.
On the less extreme conspiracy side, Hillary is apparently a demonic pedophile Anti-Christ who eats semen infused truffles at spirit cooking dinner parties, while her main man, John Podesta, orders special bits of chicken from a creepy DC pizza joint.
On Reddit, someone mentioned how their grandpappy knows Trump and Trump is "very aware" of Clinton's demon semen love & he will soon rectify it all cause "he really loves us."

On the more extreme conspiracy side we have Tracy Twyman who has this bit of Hillary love:

Hillary was born in October 1947, supposedly. The Babalon Working took place January-March 1946, then the fetus extraction and nuclear bomb test took place some time after that. I looked for this information on a hunch, after noticing several clues. And sure enough, back in 2008, someone on David Icke’s forum speculated that Hillary may have been the “Moonchild” that, according to artist Marjorie Cameron, was implanted into her own womb by rocket scientist, occultist, and Crowley associate Jack Parsons during a ritual called the “Babalon Working.” The purpose was to birth a child to be an incarnation of what Crowley called “Babalon,” the Scarlet Whore with the cup of blood foretold in St. John’s Revelation that rides the Beast.
Cameron actually claimed that this fetus, after being taken from her womb, was delivered to people involved in the military’s nuclear weapons progranm, who were apparently in cahoots with Parsons, and placed inside of a nuclear bomb that was tested. But the fetus “survived,” she said, because it had been placed inside of a special canister made exactly for this purpose. For the 1945 “Trinity” bomb test they made a special canister called “Jumbo” that was supposed to to preserve the plutonium if the bomb did failed to go off. They reportedly didn’t end up using it for that, but it has been suggested that this is what preserved the fetus of the Moonchild. Presumably, it grew up to be somebody.

Considering that Hillary Clinton may be a Moonchild/starchild created in an occult ritual involving a nuclear bomb and the killing of hundreds of thousands of people during a war, and that she was meant to be the Whore of Babalon mentioned in Revelation, drinking the blood of the saints, perhaps we should take seriously her intentions to start a nuclear war with Russia. After all, I believe that this woman and her associates did a sodomic child rape ritual with their friends to create the earthquake in Haiti, then kidnapped all of the kids they could find in the aftermath so that they could use them to do something even worse. Just imagine what that could be.  

All this only two weeks after the election. Should be an interesting 4 years.

Addendum: I've also enjoyed how the gun company stocks have tumbled since the election of Herr Trumpski.  Further proof of another one of my pet theories that gun store owners & gun manufacturers love spree shootings & the gun banning liberal politicians that follow in their wake because they mean nothing but money, money & mo' money to them. No hysteria = no sale.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

So...Ummm...The World's Most Well Armed Country Just Elected A Narcissistic Sociopath As President?...This Should End Well...

My 17 year old daughter actually cried when Trump won.
I can't blame her, although I thought his victory was a foregone conclusion.
To think Americans want a rational unified future is to lie to oneself.
To think either candidate would have provided that rational unified future
would have made you utterly delusional.
But, she's my girl, and she's young & idealistic.
She doesn't understand that it's all been compromised.
Neither party is on her side.
I've always characterized this election as a choice between a bowl of shit & a bowl of vomit.
Truthfully, I'm not sure which one we've collectively chosen.
Trump's bile qualifies him for the evacuated stomach content category, but, in all honesty, he looks exactly like
a lumpy pile of orange shit with a bad wig stapled to the top. Like someone accidentally ate
a huge box of orange Crayolas & then dropped an oversized deuce on the floor.
Ah, the mysteries of life.

It should be an interesting 4 years.
While all presidents fuck up, no one fucks up like a Republican.
You can feel the failure looming.
And you just know it's going to be epic.
Pooches everywhere are pre-lubing for the inevitable day when Herr Strumpet screws them.

I have to admit America is consistent.
It's always been a nation of whiners.
It's always been a nation of idiots.
It's time to admit that that "land of the free, home of brave" jism
is little more than Madison Ave. doublespeak.

The next four years will not be pretty.
But I've no doubt that they will be funny.

Seig Heil!!!
Long Live The New Reich!!!
Same As The Old Reich!!!

                        Bucky Beaver Says Eat Your Vegetables Kids


Sunday, October 30, 2016

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Ice T Spouts Off About Racism

"So Mr. T, since the A-Team went off the air you've worn many hats, fake cop, suburban rapper...I'd like to know the lessons you've learned being the token brother in so many white run enterprises."

 "Whatchoo talkin' about Willus, I ain't never been on no A-Team. And what's this suburban rapper booshat? I gots me some street cred. I's a gangsta mofo and don't you forget it."

"Uh...OK. Well then, Mr. T., please pity the fool and tell us how you'd achieve racial equality in these troubled times?"

"Right, well that's easy. All the brothers need to marry a platinum blonde brain dead bimbo with big artificial breastisees. Ya see the big breastisees goes a long way towards making that racial harmony flow. Personally I like it best when the racial harmony flows down between those big breastisees. Ha! If ya gets my street cred humor white boy."

"One more thing Mr. T., you are the master of that elusive thespian facial expression known as constipation puss. As a matter of fact, it seems to be your only facial expression. How did you achieve this so successfully?"

"'s cause I be constipated all the time. Y'know toilet paper is white right? No black man worth his manufactured street cred could ever trust his backside to anything white, right?"

"Of course Mr. T., and thank you for your time."

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Trump Is God. & Don't Forget It Ya Whiney Bitches

For once I agree with a politician.

Donald Trump's plan to build a wall on our southern border is both prudent & wise.
He should follow that with a wall on each coast & also a wall on our northern Canadian border. He should then install a huge, continent size, roof on top.

 Finally, as the apex of his vision, Trump should place one of these:

every 100 feet or so. The world would thank him.

Donald Trump Says "Vote For Me & I'll Blow You."

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Monday, June 13, 2016

Does America Get Any Creeper Than This?


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Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Friday, April 1, 2016

Finally, Scientists Discover Reason For The Planet Wide Plague Known As Humanity

Many species now going extinct may vanish without a fossil trace

Scientists struggle to compare the magnitude of Earth’s ongoing sixth mass-extinction event with the five great die-offs of prehistory. A new study by three paleontologists shows that the species now perishing may vanish without a permanent trace – and earlier extinctions may be underestimated as well.

“Comparing the current biodiversity crisis, often called the ‘sixth extinction,’ with those of the geological past requires equivalent data,” says Roy Plotnick, professor of earth and environmental sciences at the University of Illinois at Chicago.

He and two colleagues compared the “Red List” of endangered species with several ecological databases of living species and three paleontological databases of catalogued fossils. They ran a statistical analysis to indicate which threatened species were most likely to disappear with no mark of their existence.

The researchers were shocked to find that more than 85 percent of the mammal species at high risk of extinction lack a fossil record. Those at highest risk have about half the probability of being incorporated into the fossil record compared to those at lower risk.

Animals least likely to be found as fossils are “the small, cute and fuzzy ones, like rodents and bats,” Plotnick said. “Body size is an obvious factor — bigger things tend to leave a fossil record, as do things with larger geographical ranges.”

Viewed from the perspective of the fossil record alone, the magnitude of the current mammal die-off thus appears markedly reduced. The picture may be even more distorted for other land-dwelling vertebrates: only 3 percent of today’s threatened bird species and 1.6 percent of threatened reptile species have a known fossil record.

Comparing the scale of the current extinction episode, which is based primarily on terrestrial vertebrates, to earlier extinctions that are mostly calculated from the fossil record of hard-shelled marine invertebrates, is particularly problematic, Plotnick said, although ancient extinctions may also be underestimated by contemporary paleontologists.

Nevertheless, fossils will provide the only reliable record of life on Earth for posterity.

“There are species going extinct today that have never been described,” Plotnick said. “Others are going extinct that are known only because someone wrote it down.” All such species would thus be unknown in the far future, he said, if the written historical record is lost — as it might well be.

The fossil record, Plotnick points out, is much more durable than any human record.

“As humanity has evolved, our methods of recording information have become ever more ephemeral,” he said. “Clay tablets last longer than books. And who today can read an 8-inch floppy?” he shrugged. “If we put everything on electronic media, will those records exist in a million years? The fossils will.”

Y'see, not only are we here to turn the place into one giant dead zone, we're also here to ensure that everything we kill dies without leaving a fucking trace. That way, if anything evolves to the point that it can look back on our era, we won't appear culpable. No body = no murder. Maybe, with a little luck, the near future will bring our extinction instead. But I wouldn't bet on it. Humanity is one tenacious plague virus.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Thursday, January 28, 2016