Thursday, August 18, 2016

Ice T Spouts Off About Racism

"So Mr. T, since the A-Team went off the air you've worn many hats, fake cop, suburban rapper...I'd like to know the lessons you've learned being the token brother in so many white run enterprises."

 "Whatchoo talkin' about Willus, I ain't never been on no A-Team. And what's this suburban rapper booshat? I gots me some street cred. I's a gangsta mofo and don't you forget it."

"Uh...OK. Well then, Mr. T., please pity the fool and tell us how you'd achieve racial equality in these troubled times?"

"Right, well that's easy. All the brothers need to marry a platinum blonde brain dead bimbo with big artificial breastisees. Ya see the big breastisees goes a long way towards making that racial harmony flow. Personally I like it best when the racial harmony flows down between those big breastisees. Ha! If ya gets my street cred humor white boy."

"One more thing Mr. T., you are the master of that elusive thespian facial expression known as constipation puss. As a matter of fact, it seems to be your only facial expression. How did you achieve this so successfully?"

"'s cause I be constipated all the time. Y'know toilet paper is white right? No black man worth his manufactured street cred could ever trust his backside to anything white, right?"

"Of course Mr. T., and thank you for your time."

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Trump Is God. & Don't Forget It Ya Whiney Bitches

For once I agree with a politician.

Donald Trump's plan to build a wall on our southern border is both prudent & wise.
He should follow that with a wall on each coast & also a wall on our northern Canadian border. He should then install a huge, continent size, roof on top.

 Finally, as the apex of his vision, Trump should place one of these:

every 100 feet or so. The world would thank him.

Donald Trump Says "Vote For Me & I'll Blow You."

Thursday, July 7, 2016