MERRY XMAS BABY

It's currently 62 degrees here in my little corner of the world.

Xmas eve & it's 62.

That's almost unbelievable.

Last night we had thunder & lightning...in December.
It's wrong.

There should be snow & condensation when I breathe
not warm rain showers & lightning.

Personally I hate warm temperatures.
Summer is something to be avoided.
I love fall & winter & snow
& the fact that most of humanity hides
in its little rodent burrows
when cold air descends.
Winter is always quiet
& wonderfully underpopulated.

But alas, not this year.
This year we have sleigh bells & sweaty balls.

 HO fucking HO de HO de HO HO!

 Oh well, as consolation I'm going to stare at the very sexy Eartha Kitt.