Sunday, June 3, 2012

Time To Bring Back The 1967 Chevy Impala. Eco-Weenie Cars Suck Big Weenie

A stretch of largely vacant federal lands in Utah, Wyoming, and Colorado may hold more recoverable oil than all the rest of the world put together. That is what Anu Mittal, Director of Natural Resources for the General Accounting Office, informed the House Science Subcommittee on Energy and the Environment in her written testimony on May 10:The Green River Formation — an assemblage of over 1,000 feet of sedimentary rocks that lie beneath parts of Colorado, Utah, and Wyoming — contains the world's largest deposits of oil shale. USGS [U.S. Geological Survey] estimates that the Green River Formation contains about 3 trillion barrels of oil, and about half of this may be recoverable, depending on available technology and economic conditions.The Rand Corporation, a nonprofit research organization, estimates that 30 to 60 percent of the oil shale in the Green River Formation can be recovered. At the midpoint of this estimate, almost half of the 3 trillion barrels of oil would be recoverable. This is an amount about equal to the entire world's proven oil reserves. ...As you can imagine having the technology to develop this vast energy resource will lead to a number of important socioeconomic benefits including the creation of jobs, increases in wealth and increases in tax and royalty payments for federal and state governments.

So this is what passes for good news these days, eh? We're like hobo alkies drinking Sterno in a back alley oblivious to the fact that we're sitting in a puddle of our own pee. How did Tommy Johnson put it?""Woked up a-this mo'nin with canned heat on my mind, Woke just this mo'nin' canned heat was on my mind. Think alcorub is tearing apart my soul because brown-skin woman don't do the easy roll."

This sounds like very good news for America. Cheap, abundant oil produced within the nation will produce high-paying jobs in the oil and gas industry, reduce the country's balance of payments, and provide American consumers and industry with more money to spend and to expand.

Well, there ya go. It is "good news." Now we no longer have to worry our pretty vacuous red white & blue heads about anything. We can go back to pissing huge quantities of oil into the atmosphere. We can pay off the deficit & restock the public coffers so there will more to steal the next time corporate America drives the "Land Of The Free" shuttle bus off a big cliff.

Ms. Mittal, however, added some caveats:While large-scale oil-shale development offers socioeconomic opportunities it also poses certain socioeconomic challenges that also should not be overlooked. Oil shale development like other extractive industries can bring a sizable influx of workers who along with their families put additional stress on local infrastructure. Development from expansion of extractive industries has historically followed a boom-and-bust cycle making planning for growth difficult for local governments.The federal government is in a unique position to influence the development of oil shale because nearly three-quarters of the oil shale within the Green River Formation lies beneath federal lands managed by the Department of the Interior’s (Interior) Bureau of Land Management (BLM).Developing oil shale and providing power for oil shale operations and other activities will require large amounts of water and could have significant impacts on the quality and quantity of surface and groundwater resources. In addition, construction and mining activities during development can temporarily degrade air quality in local areas. There can also be long-term regional increases in air pollutants from oil shale processing and the generation of additional electricity to power oil shale development operations. Oil shale operations will also require the clearing of large surface areas of topsoil and vegetation which can affect wildlife habitat, and the withdrawal of large quantities of surface water which could also negatively impact aquatic life.

Caveats? They seem to be some fairly hefty drawbacks. But Sterno drinkers faced death and they weren't the least bit deterred. According to Stinkipeepeeia, "In an article for the Journal of the American Medical Association in 1961, Capt. James H. Shinaberger, MC writes about a study of 3 people who had suffered methanol poisoning as a result of drinking Sterno. One of the patients, "had been drinking Sterno for about a week and had been in the city prison for 48 hours when severe abdominal pain and vomiting occurred.In December 1963, a rash of 31 deaths in Philadelphia's homeless population were traced to a local store that knowingly sold Sterno to people for them to consume and get drunk."Of course, Sterno drinkers were too poor to afford real alcohol. They had no other escape from their shitbag lives. We fat assed & pampered Americans have other darker reasons.

Who needs clean air & clean water & a clean environment anyway. God obviously likes dirty things since He created so much fucking dirt. And He created humans who appear to love to wallow in dirt as long as after they're done wallowing they can go shopping. Hell, if gas prices drop, we can prop up that shaky globalist nightmare that keeps our shelves stocked with cheap goodies. Instead of a chicken in every pot we can have an 80" high definition TV in every room in America. It will be astounding. I can't wait till the day arrives when I can count every pore in Howard Stern's nose as I lounge in the afterbirth of a reborn America. It will be soooooooooo fucking cool.

Despite Ms. Mittal's cautionary comments, the aggressive recovery of these reserves could do more than simply provide the economy with large amounts of cheap oil and stimulate the oil and gas industry. Because this oil is largely on federal lands, an enormous amount of federal revenue could be generated through lease options and royalty payments without raising tax rates at all.

How much? The standard royalty payment in the oil and gas business is “one-eighth of production free and clear of costs” or 12.5 percent of the value of the oil extracted. Assuming that the 3-trillion barrel figure is accurate and that the price of oil remains in the neighborhood of $100 per barrel, then the federal non-tax revenue from royalties alone could be as high as $37.5 trillion. However, that figure is no doubt an overestimate of revenue.

As more oil is extracted, the price of oil will drop, and hence it will not be economically feasible to recover more of the oil at that point.But even if only 30 percent of those royalty revenues flowed into the U.S. Treasury, that would be enough to pay off the entire national debt without raising tax rates or cutting federal spending. Moreover, state taxes on oil and gas produced would enable state governments to keep tax rates low without affecting government operations. The high-paying oil field jobs produced would also create more taxable income not only among those directly working in the oil industry but also in the service businesses of those states in which the oil workers lived. The oil-field workers would also pay more federal income taxes as their incomes rose, and thus the need for federal programs to assist the poor would decline.

Ca-ca-ca-cool. More taxes will mean more bombs and more bail outs, more profligate government waste...more more & more. Everybody knows more is better than less, right? If your homes aren't packed from floor to ceiling with consumer goodies you aren't much of an American. In fact, your downright traitorous.

There is mineral and energy wealth all around us. Nodules on the floors of the world's oceans are such a source of wealth. In near space there is an asteroid 500 meters wide which has, in pure form, more platinum than has been found on all of our planet, and enterprising men are working to bring that wealth to us.The limitations on the creation of wealth in human society seem to be only those imposed by government.

If federal overregulation does not stand in the way, oil and gas extractable in North Dakota and in the Green River Formation of the Rocky Mountains may solve a whole slew of social and economic problems caused by federal deficit spending.

I doubt that truer words were ever typed on the Internet. Life is "wealth creation" & "wealth creation" is life. & don't fear, should you find yourself on the outside of the "wealth creation" bubble, you can take comfort in knowing that you're an employee of "THE AMERICAN CORPORATION." An integral cog in someone's wealth creating roulette wheel.

Vive La America!

Yay Team Capitalist!

Our new motto is "Oil Oil Everywhere, Even In Our Underwear!"

Boo-yah baby!


Morocco Bama said...

The '67 Impala is one of my favorites. No kidding.

We're so fucked....but man, it's going to be one hell of a long, painful fuck, isn't it?

There will be no sudden collapse. Just a torturous decline by a, scratch that, a million cuts.

We should just shut up and get used to it....or better yet, accept it and revel in it....we'd be much happier, wouldn't we?

Morocco Bama said...

Hey Richard, check out the comments from this source about that GAO announcement. It's a crock of shit. But why? That's the question.

just_another_dick said...

Shrub, the '67 Impala was the best. I realize that I was only 5 when they were unveiled but I faithfully asked Santa to bring me one that year.