But I tell you this: We will not go gently into that bloody collectivist good night. Indeed, we will make with our defiance such a sound as ALL history from that day forward will be forced to note, even if they despise us in the writing of it.
And when we are gone, the scattered, free survivors hiding in the ruins of our once-great republic will sing of our deeds in forbidden songs, tending the flickering flame of individual liberty until it bursts forth again, as it must, generations later. We will live forever, like the Spartans at Thermopylae, in sacred memory.
-- Mike Vanderboegh, The Lessons of Mumbai:Death Cults, the "Socialism of Imbeciles" and Refusing to Submit, 1 December 2008
I started thinking, what is it about this country and motherfucking guns? Herr Bushski was practicing his own version of "pooch screwing" & "Constitutional dick wiping" that was made popular by Oberfuhrer Reagan, and not a fucking peep out of these people. I mean, how come there weren't huge gatherings of people "on the Potomac" with fucking library books, protesting Herr Bushskis creepy little intellectual peep show snooping into library records?
Why is it always guns?
Do these guys live in some weird little illusory action movie? Do they wake up and realize that what their wife moaned during sex was "OOOOOOOOOO Brucie...?"
This after watching a Die Hard double feature?
Does their manhood shrivel, forcing other, phallic gods, into their hands?
2. Today, while at work, I watched assorted babbling puppet heads yammer on about healthcare. One little Pinocchio kept reiterating the tired line that "government can't run anything successfully."
I thought, y'know, they're right.
So why do we let them run the military?
That has to be the most bloated, overfunded, and totally useless waste of tax dollars ever foisted on the American people.
So today, as a patriot...no, as a patriot and a student of patriots, I hereby offer to assume control of the military immediately.
Y'all can install the nukes in my front yard tomorrow.
60 days from then, you'd better have worked out all your differences & healed all your self inflicted social wounds
or we're all dead.
pppfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttt....ah, smell it.
(this isn't really a 3rd observation, it's just what I was thinking while I farted.)
I know that last bit makes me look as homicidal as our masters, but, keep in mind, I'm offering to go along. Unlike the whiz bang adjunct to the Cold War M.A.D. strategy of mutually assured destruction, that gave our leaders, the ones who decide to annihilate the rest of us, massive well stocked underground bunkers to hide in while the rest of us turn to cinders or corpses. Paid for by us, the expendable, for the imbecilic sake of "continuity of government."
More like "continuity of their asses."
More like "continuity of humanity."
Now imagine the implications...a future human animal based on the illicit seed of a Nixon or a Reagan or a Bush or a Cheney...
"...the horror...the horror...?