In my previous outpouring of bilious gruel, I touched on a recent poll naming the ever illustrious Ronald Reagan as the 2nd most beloved president in American history. This was tied in with an effort to replace Ulysses S. Grant on the $50 dollar bill.
Luckily, a majority of Americans said ixnay to that little bad idea. Although, it would be kind of fitting to have Reagan's head near my asshole.
Maybe, just for shits & giggles, I give old Ronnie's portrait a wipe or 2 after a spicy Mexican meal.
Still, this "# 2 most beloved president" shit sticks in my craw.
So, anyone who stumbles upon this, I beg for enlightenment.
Please explain how a guy who seemed to signal our 1st foray into Reality TV by having an actor play Hollywood's idea of a president, sputtering home spun picket fence inanities, as he simultaneously spears home spun picket fence America right in its dumbfounded little heart;
a guy who, when a whole bunch of Marines were turned into overdone Tator Tots & overcooked hamburger meat in Lebanon, decided to just, oh, I don't know, run away;
a guy who sold fucking missiles to a nation who had, a short while previously, taken a bunch of Americans as hostages;
a guy who used the money from the missile sale to fund a Congressionally prohibited, and therefore unconstitutional war in Nicaragua;
a guy who used this funding to open an arms pipeline into Costa Rica which became a reverse drug pipeline that brought in so much cheap coke that it kickstarted the crack epidemic;
a guy whose wife wouldn't let him undertake any important business without her first consulting the stars;
a guy who swore that he'd eliminate the inheritance tax for rich and poor alike;
a guy who wanted, in the 70s, to open an anti-crime mind kontrol Gulag in California;
a guy who repeated war movie plots as his own war experiences at fund raisers;
a guy whose favorite preachers were Jerry "bloated corpse" Falwell & Jimmy "pussy peeper" Swaggart and who, like them, believed wholeheartedly in dispensational destruction & inevitable nuclear armageddon;
a guy who turned creditor America into debtor America
CAN BE NAMED THE 2ND MOST BELOVED PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN FUCKING HISTORY?????
ARE YOU PEOPLE COMPLETELY RETARDED?
DID YOU ALL JUST BEAM IN FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE RONNIE "I LOVE FUCKING YOU PEOPLE" REAGAN WAS SOMEHOW TRANSFORMED INTO MAYBERRY"S SHERIFF ANDY?
ARE YOU PEOPLE ALL ON CRACK?
OR JUST ADDLED BY THE STENCH OF YOUR OWN ASS CHEEKS AS YOU WONDER WHY IT"S ALWAYS SO DARK & TIGHT & THAT SMELL, STRANGELY REMINISCENT OF FECES AND UNWASHED ASS?
FUCK U PEOPLE....
Y'ALL ARE COMPLETELY & UNEQUIVOCALLY ENFEEBLED TO YOUR CORES.