The State Of Our Alien Nation

A new poll of Republicans gives some interesting views on President Obama:

"Two-thirds think he's a socialist, 57 percent a Muslim—and 24 percent say "he may be the Antichrist."

Then we have this;

Instead of being discouraged by passage of health care reform, tea party activists across the country say the defeat is a rallying cry that makes them more focused than ever on voting out any lawmaker who supported the measure.

"We're not going to stop. Obviously, the whole tea party movement started because we're about smaller government and less spending and less taxes. There is absolutely no way we can pay for this," said Denise Cattoni, state coordinator for Illinois Tea Party, an umbrella group for about 50 groups from around Illinois.

Cattoni says the health care defeat doesn't deflate tea party activists. "We couldn't stop it because of the shenanigans that went on in Washington," Cattoni said. "People are definitely more driven today than they were yesterday without a doubt."

A group of mostly Republican attorneys general were girding for a legal fight, filing a lawsuit Tuesday in federal court in Florida within moments of the landmark health care reforms being signed into law by President Barack Obama.

Within hours of its passage, conservative commentators Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh — darlings of the tea party movement — were venting their anger, vowing a bloodbath at the polls on Election Day.

"We need to defeat these bastards. We need to wipe them out," Limbaugh said. "We need to chase them out of town. But we need to do more than that. We need to elect conservatives. If there are Republican primaries, elect conservatives and then defeat the Democrats — every last one of them — and then we start the repeal process."

Of course, all of this will, no doubt, lead to more of this:

The young Marine’s rogue mission, laid out with maps and photographs, was as straightforward as it was chilling. He called it Operation Patriot.

The Marine, Kody Brittingham, a 20-year-old lance corporal, wrote that he had taken an oath to “protect against all enemies, both foreign and domestic.” In a signed “letter of intent,” tucked away in his barracks at Camp Lejeune, he identified a “domestic enemy” he planned to eliminate last winter: President Obama.

Okay.

I suppose I should reiterate that I'm not an Obama fan. I also no longer consider myself a Democrat,

BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU ILLITERATE HALFWIT MORONS YOUR PRECIOUS GOP ISN'T ANY BETTER.



You folk live in some delusional red, white & blue wonderland that was primarily dismantled by your precious GOP.
You've bought into the illusion of free trade as if it were written into the fucking Constitution.
You somehow think Capitalism was designed by God specifically for his favored nation America.
You continually align yourselves with the same elite who are fucking you blind while stealing all our children's futures.
What differentiates us is one thing: I know my party of choice is corrupt. To its core.
You folk aren't so adept though.
You think these lying sacks of shit who spent the last 8 years lying us into wars & slaughters of horrendous proportions are somehow "patriotic." You conveniently forget that the American piggy bank was emptied at the urging of one of your favored sons, George W. Bush.

GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

& I just happen to have the perfect implement for your self reaming:

You Love Your Candidate – Let Him Love You Back!

The Barack Obama Head Of State dildo is 7.5 inches tall, weighs 14 ounces is waterproof and made from fine TPR, Phthalate-free rubber. It comes in two colors, democratic blue or presidential gold.

* Bush: I bought two. Emission accomplished!
* Cheney: I’ve had one stuck in me since ‘82.

Enjoy yourselves motherfuckers.

Although, to get this one in, you're probably going to have to admit that there's already one in there that looks surprisingly like GW.
But, you managed to slide GW's in without nary a whimper, and that only happened after you moved aside the dildoes with Reagan, Bush 1, & Clinton heads on them, so I think this newest addition to your "dildoes up my ass" collection will blend in quite nicely.

"America itself is a housing development built over a series of 'Indian' burial mounds, a development erected largely with the aid of African slaves, so it should come as no surprise when our children become deranged, violent, and possessed."