Friday, May 28, 2010

"Ugly & A Little Smelly On The Side"

In Michael A. Hoffman's Secret Societies and Psychological Warfare,
Hoffman postulates an eon spanning Masonic conspiracy that has three goals:

1. The Creation and Destruction of Primordial Matter. Hoffman says this took place in the 1940s when the first A-Bomb was detonated at the Trinity Site in White Sands, New Mexico.

2. The Sacrificial Killing of the Divine King. Hoffman inserts JFK into the role of Divine King, with his sacrifice taking place at another Trinity Site, Dealy Plaza being near the Trinity River.

3. The Bringing of Prima Materia to Prima Terra. Hoffman says this was accomplished when Moon rocks were brought back to Earth by Masonic astronauts.

Hoffman then goes on to postulate that the next step in this conspiracy tango is the creation of life. Then, Hoffman says, we'll no longer need God because we'll be Gods.

Which brings me to this:

Scientists in the US have succeeded in developing the first living cell to be controlled entirely by synthetic DNA.

The researchers constructed a bacterium's "genetic software" and transplanted it into a host cell.

The resulting microbe then looked and behaved like the species "dictated" by the synthetic DNA.

The advance, published in Science, has been hailed as a scientific landmark, but critics say there are dangers posed by synthetic organisms.

Some also suggest that the potential benefits of the technology have been over-stated.

But the researchers hope eventually to design bacterial cells that will produce medicines and fuels and even absorb greenhouse gases.

So, I guess we're Gods now, eh?
Gee, I wonder if God bombardiers stench emitting brown Fat Men & Little Boys into His toilet every morning too?

Hey, maybe that's us.
Mobile feces.
After all, the Bible does say that God made us out of "clay" right? & we all know how the Bible's authors preferred nice tame euphemisms, right? For example, "he wanted to know her" means he wanted to fuck her.
It would explain why we're such stinky fuckers.
It would also explain why we like to continually shit where we eat, wouldn't it?

Ain't technology grand?
You'll have to excuse me now, I feel an act of creation coming on.
I'll let you know if it swims to the top & tries to start a religion
or a Masonic lodge.



Belliosto said...

how bout a lodge. Lodge. To register a complaint before an authority.

About 40% of the earth's population, or 2.6 billion people, do not have access to a toilet, according to the United Nations.

Artificial Human Feces. patent U.S. 6933152

The following materials are dissolved or suspended in one liter of water to make synthetic feces:

Sodium Azide 5g
Burnt Sienna Acrylic Color 6.375g
Burnt Umber Acrylic Color 5.375g
Gelatin 4.175g
Pyrogenic Silica 166.8ml
Corn Starch 150g

add following for positive test for occult blood:

Human Hemoglobin 0.333g
Bovine Hemoglobin 1.688g
plus 100mg Sodium Bicarbonate

Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket:
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You're the lowest form of life on earth. (I'm not sure about that, I'm thinking that when the day arrives they become the lowest...) You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit!

oh shite...

The Cleveland Steamer. An individual defecates on their partner's chest. If they then rock back and forth or roll on the feces, it is referred to as a Cleveland Steamroller or Rolling Brownout.

In 2002, the Detroit, MI talk radio show Deminksi & Doyle began an educational 1/2 hour discussion of urban-legendary sex acts with the statement, "Try to describe carefully what a 'Cleveland steamer' would be... 15 months later, the FCC proposed a fine of $27,500 to the station's owner, Infinity Broadcasting, through a Notice of Apparent Liability (NAL) that specifically referenced Cleveland steamer in the notice.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits and Cleveland Steamer.

happy memorial day weekend motherfuckers!

Belliosto said...

Please listen to me Richard. Please.

I am God. I know what it is like to be you. You got two days to accept God's plan. Two days.

You all been doing nothin. Complaining and laughing. Even now. I was born the Son of God. It's all up to you this time. All of you. A new beginning. We start from the beginning now.

Check it out if you haven't seen this excerpt.

Anyway it's on You Tube. The title is The Second Coming: "You lot?" It fits with your post Dick. Enjoy.

ericswan said...

SES burrowers sabotage BP / Deepwater Horizon Rig

crownarmourer 11:54 pm

Here's how Elizabeth Birnbaum and Field McConnell's sister Kristine Marcy, got SES burrowers under the Deepwater Horizon rig for a carbon-offset contract hit on BP …

"STATEMENT OF S. ELIZABETH BIRNBAUM DIRECTOR, MINERALS MANAGEMENT SERVICE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR COMMITTEE ON NATURAL RESOURCES SUBCOMMITTEE ON ENERGY AND MINERAL RESOURCES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES March 4, 2010 … The reorganization – completed in 2009 – involved high-level management changes focused on three core mission areas: • Asset Management • Financial and Program Management, and • Audit and Compliance Management The three core functions of MRM each received direct Senior Executive Service (SES) management control. Key program functions were redistributed to improve communication and ensure a balanced workload. Specifically, the asset valuation function, Indian outreach, and state and tribal audit contract programs were removed from the Audit and Compliance Management program (previously called Compliance and Asset Management). The Asset Valuation program was joined with the Asset Sales and Accounting program (previously called RIK) to form the Asset Management program. The Financial Management program was joined with the Office of Enforcement and the State and Indian Coordination program to create the Financial and Program Management program. The Audit and Compliance Management program was reorganized to improve supervisor-to-employee ratios and provide the flexibility necessary to implement MRM's new risk-based audit and compliance strategy. This new structure enhances oversight, provides clear reporting responsibilities, ensures greater transparency, and improves communication across the programs – eliminating the concerns of "stove piping" organizations and employees (where one group does not know what the other group is doing). The SES-level Program Directors of the three core mission areas meet regularly to coordinate activities and keep each group informed of the other group's priorities and activities. Quite simply, the reorganization strengthens our royalty collection and auditing core functions. It helps us do our jobs more efficiently and more effectively in collecting the proper bonuses, rentals, royalties and other associated revenues, conducting audits and compliance checks, and ensuring that revenues are promptly disbursed to the various Federal, state and American Indian recipients. Royalty In Kind Phase-Out and Transition to Royalty in Value Upon termination of the RIK Program, Secretary Salazar directed MMS to ". . . ensure that the termination of the RIK program will not adversely affect the MMS's commitment to ensure that the nation's Federal and Indian energy and mineral revenues are accurately reported and paid in compliance with laws, regulations and lease terms and that the American people receive fair market value for their valuable energy and mineral resources." As RIK oil and natural gas sales contracts expire, RIK properties will revert to in-value status. MMS is requesting additional appropriated funds for the increased in-value resource needs resulting from this transition. The FY 2011 increase will be offset by an equivalent reduction in outlays from receipts, previously used to fund RIK activities. Workload shifts from in-kind to in-value will begin in FY 2011 and continue through FY 2012 and FY 2013."

just_another_dick said...

Mr. B., you naughty boy.
I've never found any shit fetish lurking in my psyche.
I've cleaned rivers of it, but I've never found myself idly dreaming of having some hot babe dropping some of hers on my chest.
Oddly enough, some clients find shit indistinguishable from food. That's why I've come to view food as nothing more than pre-shit; likewise, shit is just post food.
Having said that, I've no wish to have someone pour, say, creamed corn, on my chest during sex either.

Humans are, at their core, easily malleable it seems.
Life experiences cause the wiring to cross in so many odd and unique ways, "normal" & "average" become increasingly obsolete terms as our knowledge of the processes expand.

This wired article touches on how internet usage rewires our brains.

I found it interesting, although not particularly revelatory.
TV has been doing the same for a lot fucking longer.
We're pretty much all children of TV's reality alterations.
Not too dissimilar from discovering that the critical faculties of religious folk switch off when they're viewing a trusted preacher or famous healer, swallowing every line as if it were reality.
To them it is, isn't it?

I suppose it's all more proof that we humans are immersed in nature rather than somehow magically above it all.

I've been watching a film called The Human Centipede. In it a deranged surgeon takes 3 people, disables them so they can only crawl, and then sews them together, ass 1 to face 2 & ass 2 to face 3.
The 2 lower unfortunates are then forced to consume, for sustenance, the shit of the unfortunate whose ass his/her face is sewn to.

While the film could be seen as a sign of our moral decay, I have trouble not seeing that all morality is tainted with the stench of shit & decay.

The kiddie playground & the charnel house seem, to me anyway, to be inextricably interlinked.

All of our happy go lucky red white & blue picket fence Americana rests on mass graves of dead & rotted corpses.
That's why I found the outrage that circled around the Pentagon's recent revelations that they were developing robot's that would fuel themselves on corpses to be utterly amusing.
Our machinery has been eating humans since we designed the fuckers. Grinding them up like so much hamburger & them shitting them into elite bank accounts.
Blood alchemically transformed into money.
Dross into gold.

By the way, you can't be God, because I'm God.


just_another_dick said...

Eric, I'm with you on this one.
I saw Carol Browner on Meet The Press yesterday. Her main job seemed to be reiterating endlessly that "the president is in charge."

All I could think was "Goody for him."

She did say this bit that I found amusing:

"But I do think it's important to understand that these wells have been drilled for several decades now. There have not been these kinds of accident"

Of course, this is true, but, I think entirely irrelevant. With things like ocean drilling or, say, nuclear energy, all it really takes is one fuck up & the world drastically changes.
Fuck ups, it seems, are a statistical inevitability.

She did say this about MMS:

"Well, first of all, let's take MMS. From the beginning Ken Salazar was focused on the ethics issues. You're right, it was way too cozy a relationship. There was a legacy of serious, serious problems. He came in, they put in place brand new ethics requirements. It's also important to know MMS doesn't exist anymore, and the reason it doesn't exist anymore is because there were inherent conflicts. You had one entity issuing permits, collecting the royalties, collecting the revenues, and enforcing the law. That has now been broken into three component parts, a very significant change. You know, I, I, I found the governor's comments interesting about what went wrong and how did it go wrong. There will be a full investigation. We will all understand, the American people will understand exactly what happened here. We've also appointed a commission so that we can make decisions about..."

So you see, the prez is in charge & on top of it and holding the divine halting buck...

& the oil still spews out....

just_another_dick said...

Mr. B., I forgot the oddest bit of effluvia to add to our scat chat.
This morning I dreamed that I was walking with an old friend through the weirdly elongated & geometrically strange streets of the town where I grew up. I happened to glance down & noticed my shoes had disappeared.
Looking around for someplace to purchase some, I saw a huge Wal-mart up ahead.
I entered it, not through their customary large windowed doors, but through a single wooden door that led me to a dark narrow staircase which I descended, only to find, upon exit, a typical Wal-Mart megabeast.
As I wandered around looking for shoes, I noticed piles of steamy shit everywhere. In the aisles, on the shelves amongst the merchandise, etc.
All the other shoppers seemed blissfully unaware of all this shit.
I then was dragged into consciousness by 2 fist sized leg cramps, one in each calf, that have left me hobbling around all day today.

Belliosto said...

You did not check out the You Tube video. The Second Coming: "You lot?"
An Irish or British man is the Christ and has some things to say on worldwide television about the god-like status of humanity. Synthetic DNA and bacteria is the Lord's focus in this excerpt. It was important enough for the Christ to step in and say that this is going to need his involvement. It is mankind's creation of synthetic DNA and bacteria that gets him to return.

Sorry about your leg cramps.

Yeah, an article in the Nov. - Dec. 2009, The Futurist Magazine had explained that in the near future more people are going to actually think like a processing computer.

...Our eager embrace of a brand new verb - to text - speaks volumes. We're rapidly moving away from our old linear form of writing and reading, in which ideas and narratives wended their way across many pages, to a much more compressed, nonlinear form. What we've learned about digital media is that, even as they promote the transmission of writing, they shatter writing into little, utilitarian fragments. They turn stories into snippets. They transform prose and poetry into quick, scattered bursts of text.

Writing will survive, but it will survive in a debased form. It will lose its richness. We will no longer read and write words. We will merely process them, the way our computers do.

by Nicholas Carr

Maybe the dream has something to do with the Chinese and South American laborers, who make Wal-Mart's retail merchandise. If so this would make the human droppings mainly female. It can be interpreted as some kind of protest by the 50 cents an hour womanly workers.

I'd like to write some more but I have other endeavors to tend to. Take care.

just_another_dick said...

I entered "second Coming" in the little UTube search box Mr. B.
Do you realize how many videos come up under that title?

I watched one, but, from your description, it was the wrong one.You have to be more specific.

Morocco Bama said...

Richard, Coming is spelled as Cumming.

Belliosto said...

Well the title of the video excerpt on You Tube is exactly: The Second Coming: "You lot?"

The Second Coming, colon, quotation, You lot, question mark, quotation.

I found this video excerpt on Rig Int Discussion Board. You lot? is a British saying.

I also watched the movie "Bad Boy Bubby" on You Tube. Rather nasty Australian film. A minor scat scene amongst many nasty scenes, but interesting.

For example: Bubby(30 yrs old) is told not to leave his seat when his mother goes to work or she will bust his brains out. So he stays seated for the 9 to 10 hours she's away. When she comes home she beats on him because he went to the bathroom on the floor.

This is another one I found at RI. I haven't seen a movie like this one. Right up you guys alley.

Dick are you kidding about the movie The Human Centipede? It is rather horrific.

Pentagon robots that feed on corpses? Also hard to believe.

Orgasm = Death (a place of no return) Love and death.

Vessel of horror = the womb and the abyss of death.
Trickles of reason
Calendar: stopped
Not breathing

Orgasm and death

just_another_dick said...

I'll watch it after work tonight Mr. B.

Corpse eating robots:

"From the file marked “Evidently, many scientists have never seen even one scary sci-fi movie”: The Defense Department is funding research into battlefield robots that power themselves by eating human corpses. What could possibly go wrong?

"Since they apparently don’t own TVs or DVD players, researchers at Robotic Technology say the robots will collect organic matter, which “could” include human corpses, to use for fuel. But if you picked up anything on flesh-eating robots over the years you know they’ll ignore that tasty soybean field and make a chow line right to the nearest dead body. And, if the machines can’t find enough dead people to eat, they can always make new ones.

Researchers seem to get a kick out of ensuring the demise of the human species, so the project is called the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot, or EATR. readers looking to save time and trouble are invited to begin marinating themselves in a mix of 10W30 and Heinz 57 Sauce immediately.

The purpose of the Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot (EATR)™ (patent pending) project is to develop and demonstrate an autonomous robotic platform able to perform long-range, long-endurance missions without the need for manual or conventional re-fueling, which would otherwise preclude the ability of the robot to perform such missions. The system obtains its energy by foraging – engaging in biologically-inspired, organism-like, energy-harvesting behavior which is the equivalent of eating. It can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable.

The Human Centipede: