All right, it has come to my attention that there have been some improprieties here at Dick Central. Temporary employees have been signing my name to posts that I haven't written. In some cases these "Robo-Bloggers" have been churning out 2 or 3 posts a week, a pace that flies in the face of the meticulous attention to detail that you've come to expect from Dick Corp. Therefore, I'm calling a halt to all blogging until a thorough investigation can be undertaken.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.