Monday, October 25, 2010

To Pole Shift Or Not To Pole Shift

"Archeo-astromer" Patrick Geryl predicts that there's trouble a-brewin' on Homestead Earth.

From his website:

Author Patrick Geryl came to the staggering conclusion that the Earth will soon be subjected to an immense disaster. The cause: upheavals in the sun's magnetic fields will generate gigantic solar flares that will affect the polarity of the entire Earth. The result: our magnetic field will reverse all at once, with catastrophic consequences for humanity.

Massive earthquakes will demolish all buildings on the planet, and instigate colossal tsunamis and intense volcanic activity. In fact, the Earth's crust will shift, sweeping continents thousands of miles away from their present positions.

There is ample evidence in the literature of ancient civilizations that such disasters have occured in the past and also clues that they knew when another such calamity would occur. The Dresden Codex of the Maya for instance, contains the secrets of the sunspot cycle, about which our modern astronomers know almost nothing!

In his books, Patrick Geryl continues his scientific analysis of the millennia-old codes of the Maya and Egyptians that refer to the coming super-disaster. He determines that both cultures arose from an antediluvian civilization which was able to calculate the previous polar shifts and that we should take very seriously their calculations that place the next reversal in 2012!

After much deep & penetrating research, I've come to the conclusion that Geryl is full of shit.
While there is a major Earth change on the horizon, I doubt that it will only involve the Earth's magnetic field.

I believe that once the denizens of the American continent manage to attain their goal of mass super-sizing, the resulting weight imbalance brought about by having 300 million pudgy Michelin Men & Women on one side of the world will cause the entire planet to just shift on its axis.

The resulting carnage will force the closure of many necessary services such as McDonald's drive thrus & local beer merchants, thereby confusing & discombobulating
an already confused & discombobulated populace of halfwit illiterate Americans. These Americans, long accustomed to easy access to cyborg meat & liquid sedation, will suddenly find themselves in the unenviable, and heretofore unknown, position others in the world describe as "being hungry."

As this knowledge sinks in, panic will quickly ensue as all attempts at restoring order are drowned out by the collective rumble of 300 million empty American tummies growling in unison.

Some will turn to Jesus but these poor unfortunates will quickly discover that, even with huge amounts ketchup dolloped on like whipped topping, the Book of Ecclesiastes will never taste like a Big Mac.

At this point, Martial Law will be imposed. This feeble last attempt will be thwarted as huge crowds of ravenous fatties descend on anyone within chewing distance.
Eventually this cannibal orgy will distill the American population down to one giant fat guy, allowing the French to capture it in a super-sized cage baited with 10,000 lbs. of FREEDOM FRIES. The cage, rigged with the hypnotic mind control device we know as ESPN, will allow the French to lull the big dumb yank into a stupor, thereby giving them the opportunity to load the American wide behind into a really fucking big rocket & blast it into outer space.

At this point, the Earth will teeter totter back into position like a see saw after the fat kid falls off.

Of course, then the whole sordidly gluttonous cycle inevitably begins anew as we uncontrollably hurtle towards the next pole shift.

As you know, it's common knowledge amongst the world's elite that the recent upswing in UFO sightings are the result of the alien's attempts to construct a giant slingshot in our upper atmosphere so that the fat dumb planet destroying American blob can be caught and then jettisoned back towards its home world.

Currently, the UN is clandestinely addressing this problem by appointing an alien ambassador who will attempt to negotiate dumping rights for such a large quantity of meat product.

Stay tuned for more updates...


ericswan said... pic of the comic strip Herbie and his magic lollipop?

That was a succinct piece on the writing of Geryl. I have to agree with you when you point out that there are numerous factors affecting the very near future. I would suggest that mankind's tinkering with cme's and elf is sending the wrong message to the stars including our sun and may be the trigger for a planetary realignment. Good post.

just_another_dick said...

Eric, I think the first human birth probably sent the wrong message to the stars.

I'm wondering, are you aware that the projectcamelot website is partially run by Bill Ryan, a former conduit for some of the Serpo Slurpies disinformation bonanza?

It appears he's an intelligence fiddler's dream fiddle cause he's so easy to play.

Given the history of people unfortunate enough to have made a deal with the PsyOps Devil, I have trouble believing that he still isn't stuck disseminating Grade A USIA Inspected Fairy Tale Disinformation.

ericswan said...

Bill and Kerry split the sheets 6 months ago and yes I am aware of his Serpo connections. I have heard that the whole site is a psyop. I think they like to mix their metaphors with spice from the dark side. Not hard to pick out the flies in that unguent.

ericswan said...

Shrub..this link may explain the lightshow better than I did..

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That link won't hunt. Try adding the above to the first link.

Morocco Bama said...

Thanks for the link, Eric, but that doesn't describe what my wife said she saw. It came out of no where and with great speed descended straight down from the "heavens." It disappeared behind some trees. In her opinion, it was directed, but that's just an opinion. It was all rather quick and the light was prominent and neither a plane nor a meteor. It was something she had never encountered prior to that night last week.

just_another_dick said...

Shrub, there's a possibility she witnessed a drone. Amongst the models developed there's a metallic sphere that can hover as well as fly.

I'm sure there are others.

If you remember, a few weeks back there was much fringe chatter about UFOs allegedly buzzing nuclear installations.

There's a fair amount of evidence that some of them were PsyOps designed to gauge the response of the people manning those facilities.
In some cases staff were ordered to neither photograph or spotlight the intruder craft.

There's also some evidence that the US & the USSR developed saucer type craft. Since the US black budget for 2008 alone was $50 billion, I'd bet that they have, over the years, developed all manner of odd machinery. And, given their predilection for mind games, I've no doubt they used them for that.

On the other hand, maybe it is one elaborate desensitization program. They spread stories of evil baby eating reptoids, secret underground bases, & nefarious abductions as a worse case scenario. Then, when they're ready to reveal "the truth," they just say, "Look, all those stories just aren't true. The reality is much more benign. See, the real aliens are peaceful."

Who knows what's really true with this subject?

Lonnie Zamora's sighting survived years of scrutiny until it was shown to be a hoax.
Antonio Villas Boas encounter was also touted as fairly rock solid until the story surfaced from some retired intelligence officer who said it was done with a helicopter and a drugged aerosol spray.

Then again, maybe he's lying.

Your wife should just relish the sighting as a unique bit of serendipity because I doubt that either of you will ever know for sure.

I've seen a few anomalous things over the years. One night I saw something traverse the entire dome of the sky in just a few seconds. Another night during winter, while walking towards the woods, I passed under the last streetlight before darkness. On my immediate right I heard a loud animal snort. I looked right at the area the sound came from but there was nothing there. As I walked away backwards, keeping my eyes on that spot, I realized every hair on my body was standing straight up, my heart was racing, and I had an almost overpowering urge to get the fuck out of there.

At that moment, there was another loud snort from the same area & I saw the animals breath exhaled out in steam. I still could see no animal. I rationalized it all as a male deer obscured by foliage but when I went back during the day, the area that the exhaled breath came from was an almost 90 degree hill with sparse vegetation only about a foot high.

If there was an animal close enough to the road for me to see its exhaled breath, I should have been able to see the animal.
Yet I saw nothing.
I should point out that the area was fairly well lit by the streetlight I had passed.

While I'd like to believe it was a close encounter with Pan or some ghostly creature, it probably wasn't.

Although, I've stumbled on deer before & the hairs on my body didn't stand up & I've never felt a powerful urge to flee from anything except the cops.

just_another_dick said...

Shrub, did you happen to see this?

GA, October 23, 2010 - (sg) Unidentified flying object spotted in daylight over Cumming, GA. MUFON Case # 26081.

On Saturday, October 23, 2010, my wife and I were traveling in our SUV heading down 141W (Peachtree Parkway) at approximately 11:25am EST. We were approximately 3 miles from our destination when my wife, who was sitting in the front passenger seat stated she sees something in the sky that she can't identify. I asked her to describe it and she really couldn't, just that's she's never seen anything like it. I then peer out the window for a glance and notice the object. I take a double and then triple-take. It was silver in color. At times it looked cigar shaped but the more we looked at it, it appeared more of a disk. It's hard to tell exactly how high in the sky it was but I would say it was about the same altitude as a low flying plane. The object was not really moving, it appeared stationary. It was not an airplane, nor helicopter, bi-plane, weather-balloon, flare or anything else of the sort.

Cumming appears to be near Lawrenceville on Google Maps, but I could be mistaken.

just_another_dick said...

One more thing Shrub, are you aware that the Oct 13 date was predicted in a book by a retired NORAD officer that was recently published?

The downside to that prophesy is that he said there would be numerous sightings over major American cities on that date. New York fills the bill, but your description doesn't make Lawrenceville, Georgia sound like "a major American city."

The same NORAD officer is now apparently saying that there will be massive sightings on Oct. 29th over The World Series.

I suppose we'll see, eh?

B i g f o o t said...

Good evening gentlemen.

Richard, that post was bloody great man, had a damn good laugh at that one.
My ISP cut my internet recently, apparently you have to pay your bills.
I found this passage from an article on the coming solar flare cycle. Maybe its just fear mongering? A budget increasing incentive for nasa & friends? Or maybe I'm gonna be gate crashing Eric's underground shelter...(Eric, I've got weed, we could hotbox the bunker).

Senior space agency scientists believe the Earth will be hit with unprecedented levels of magnetic energy from solar flares after the Sun wakes “from a deep slumber” sometime around 2013, The Daily Telegraph can disclose.
In a new warning, Nasa said the super storm would hit like “a bolt of lightning” and could cause catastrophic consequences for the world’s health, emergency services and national security unless precautions are taken

just_another_dick said...

BF, how are things on the other side of the world?

So, you have weed, eh?

I don't have an underground bunker but I have a garage & 10,000 rolls of
super soft toilet paper.

Will that do?

Gee, I guess Jesse was right about the sun storm.

Oh well, going out in a blast of iridescent radiation seems to be a better fate than slowly fading away in a puddle of my own fecal matter as I sit drooling out my dentures in some underfunded old folk's home.

Morocco Bama said...

This is an interesting theory.

Please Aliens, come now......or maybe you're already here?

Morocco Bama said...

Every time I see, or hear, the word iridescent I think of cuttlefish. I'm forever tainted and obviously no more complex than Pavlov's Pooch.

Morocco Bama said...

Thanks for the links and insight, Richard. I'm with you....meaning hell if I, or my wife, knows what it was....or is. I will tell you this. Whenever we would discuss the topic of UFOs/Aliens, which was rarely, we would say "how come we never see a UFO....or how come we're never abducted?" I guess we can't say that about one of the two now, can we. Or, at least my wife can't. I'm still waiting for my turn. Maybe I'll be abducted. So long as they have some good weed, they can do whatever they want to me.....well, almost everything....I'd prefer to remain an anal virgin.

just_another_dick said...

Shrub, thanks for the blue flu link.
Plowing through the related links now.
Gonna search around a bit afterward.

If I find anything I post it, although you've probably been doing the same.

Here's one more I don't think I got to post:

It's an alleged unknown filmed in Addison, Texas on the 13th. It looks a bit like your wife's description.

Morocco Bama said...

More satire from Yahoo Finance....but to be fair, it isn't just Yahoo Finance spouting this hilarity, it's the entire MSM. The only difference between this and Pravda is the Soviet Citizens knew Pravda was bullshit. Americans aren't that sharp. And to think, it was once fashionable to make fun of Soviet Citizens as though they were backwards in some way to the more sophisticated Americans. Oh, the irony.

Stock futures inch higher after upbeat earnings

Stock futures climb as traders assess batch of earnings, dollar falls

Juxtapose this blatantly comical lie with the truth about the stock market. It's a computerized program that has nothing to do with unemployment and earnings.

70% Of All Stock Market Trades Are Held for An Average of 11 SECONDS

A commenter inquired, and I believe his assertion to be correct:

So does this means that CNBC and every financial news network, – actually ANY discussion of the markets anyone every hears that attributes market activity to human decisions – are complete and utter fictions? From the newscaster that states, “Oh markets closed down today as investors were worried about inflation fears, etc etc” to the 24/7 coverage provided by CNBC – is it all a total and complete fabrication? Are we all just actually watching/listening to people make up stories about the activities of computers? Or more accurately and insidiously, stories about the activities of computers run by a handful of powerful entities? If so, this is like me sitting in front of a game of Tetris on my computer and doing a running commentary on the reason the different blocks were selected to drop was due to something I had eaten this morning or what kind of sleep I had last night. How is it not exactly the same thing? Remember, 70% of all trades are held for 11 seconds which prolly means that – I’m guessing – 95% are probably held for under 3 minutes. So are people with long term investments – 401ks etc – basically fed truckloads of BS just to give the appearance that someone somewhere actually is actually helping to determine the value of their assests and they are not just involved in ultracomplex version of a video slot machine?

goobfit said...

Morocco, computerized high frequency trading really is a dream come true, it leaves me more time to get on with the truly enjoyable and enriching things in life, you know, like quail hunting.

Richard, this side of the globe looks pretty damn crazy as well I'm sorry to report. A lot of people are really struggling here with the recent tax increases, food prices are ridiculous. I wont go into the mess that is my family.

So a garage full of super soft toilet paper eh? Is there a post pole flip market we should know about? Spill the beans, I smell investment opportunity...

just_another_dick said...

Shrub, that was sphincter tighteningly hilarious.

Every financial network filled with the fictional analysis of mindless talking heads as they "explain" absolutely nothing to a nation of people who know nothing?

It's all kind of fitting.

"I know I could slit my wrists and people would cheer," he says. But then, he slowly begins to argue the case for modern banking. "We’re very important," he says, abandoning self-flagellation. "We help companies to grow by helping them to raise capital. Companies that grow create wealth. This, in turn, allows people to have jobs that create more growth and more wealth. It’s a virtuous cycle." To drive home his point, he makes a remarkably bold claim. "We have a social purpose."

Goldman Sachs, this pillar of the free market, breeder of super-citizens, object of envy and awe will go on raking it in, getting richer than God? An impish grin spreads across Blankfein’s face. Call him a fat cat who mocks the public. Call him wicked. Call him what you will. He is, he says, just a banker "doing God’s work"

I've been meaning to ask Shrub, are ya voting? (snicker, titter, chortle, guffaw)

That's a bit like a slot machine, isn't it?

You pull the lever, two wheels slowly rotate until they land on "You lose sucker," and a big patriotic dildo swooshes out and pops ya in the butt.

I'd go this year but my K-Y allocation is seriously depleted.

just_another_dick said...

Howdy BF. No, sorry, no investment opportunity. I stocked up because a lifetime of ass reaming at the hands of "my betters" has, quite frankly, left me with a sore bum.

So, can I still have a hit from your bong?

Surprisingly, the folk I work with seem completely oblivious. They enjoy the odd 5 football games a day while winding their way through a life maze that seems to be a badly written & badly acted soap opera.

One recent hire is a 46 year old teenager whose wife cuckolded him 2 years ago & he currently uses that little sob story to wheedle his way into the panties of as many neurotic & insecure women as he can.

Another co-worker, whose husband will not hesitate to admit that he married her for a green card, wanders around flirting with everything with a penis while carrying around a plethora of emotionally dysfunctional baggage that seems to stretch back to the 4th century B.C.

Both are uber Christians who think wealthy people are wealthy because they've "gotten right with God," and who will never question our system of political & economic self flagellation because I doubt they even know a system exists.

In other words, typical Americans.