“Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.” Psalm 137:9
Ronald William Brown, 57, of Largo, Florida was arrested July 20, 2012 for possession of child pornography and conspiring to kidnap a child who he and his co-conspirator, Michael Arnett of Kansas, wanted to cannibalize.
The two conspirators had a particular child in mind. Brown worked for years at Gulf Coast Church in Largo, Florida. He worked for them as a ventriloquist and a puppeteer in their Puppet Ministry for Kidz Zone. A child who was a member of Gulf Coast Church and who took part in youth ministry programs was their target. Officials have not released the child's name but his parents have been notified.
Brown's business is Puppets Plus. On his site is listed a list of Brown's clients which includes: Home Depot, Kash N' Karry, Florida Power, Sunken Gardens, Evatone, Belleair Country Club, Innisbrook Resort, Cypress Run Golf Club, Seminole Lake Country Club, River Hills Country Club, McDonalds, Dillard's, Pinellas Parkside Mall, The Salvador Dali Museum, First Night in St. Petersburg, Tampa's Santa Fest, Numerous Schools, Churches, Recreation Centers, Civic Clubs, and Private Parties. This list shows how careful parents must be to properly protect their innocent and trusting children.
On July 26th law enforcement searched Brown's home and tool shed and confirmed that they had discovered more evidence against Brown.
Brown and Arnett chatted about murdering children as young as two. In one chat Arnett described to Brown what it is like to drown a little girl and what different body parts taste like if roasted or fried in a pan.
Brown revealed to Arnett in another chat regarding the little boy at Gulf Coast Church that he would enjoy strangling the child to death.
Homeland Security agents who searched Brown’s home and tool shed yesterday discovered images of bound and gagged kids, photographs of dead children and a flier for a missing child.
The Christian Television Network, the oldest Christian broadcasting company in Florida, featured Brown as a regular in its television show for children, Joy Junction. In the program Brown used a ventriloquist dummy named Marty.
Here, the "Plus" in "Puppets Plus" refers to cannibalism.
As in "Hey, you get puppets, plus I get to eat your tender little asses."How true. Is there anything better than a neat, tidy life where everything "works well." I'm also particularly enamored of this whole "networking" phenomena. In the future, when I've curbed my anti-social tendencies & neatened up my own life, I hope to seek membership in one of these fascinating social clubs.
Gulf Coast Church, the church that brown was affiliated with had this on their website:
Healthy, long-term relationships make life work well. Being part of a network of good friends provides us with strength, confidence, and joy. Nothing else gives us such incredible, life-altering experiences as being deeply and positively connected with other people.
One of the easiest ways to find those people is in a Life Group--a small group of people who share something in common along with a desire to learn and grow in their relationship to Jesus Christ. Through a shared interest, a hobby, a strength, a common purpose, or stage of life, Life Groups are formed to provide a place where YOU can belong, and grow with a group of friends.
Having said that, I think it's obvious that Brown found someone, Michael Arnett, who he shared something "in common" with, the love of toddler long pig. I suppose you could say that Brown was taking the church's "Life Group" philosophy to "the next level" by making it a "Death Group."
Also, every Sunday at 11:00 A.M., Brown put on a "Puppets Of Praise" show for the long pig Sliders in his charge. Given your average Christian's tendency to give praise & thanks before each meal, I don't think it's much of a stretch to view Brown's show as a bit of symbolic "Grace" being said before a table full of potential victuals.
On Brown's website, PUPPETS PLUS, Brown provides birthday party entertainment for children of all ages. The 2-5 year old, or veal cutlet, page offers this:
Our birthday party show will bring grins and giggles. We also can provide Cotton Candy and Sno-Cones.Is this guy thoughtful or what? Not only will he eat your kid, he offers a pre-slaughter "Fatten Up The Little Piggies" plan. If nothing else, the man is very very neat & orderly. Well, once you overlook all those semen filled tissues that his copious "kiddie bondage porn" collection produced. Overall though, I think it's quite apparent that Ron exemplified some core American values here, and he shouldn't be punished for his choice of an "alternative lifestyle."
Always remember that
CANNIBALS ARE PEOPLE TOO!