On the downside, that $59 billion that American locusts shelled out in another Black Friday consumption orgy will all be for naught since Xmas ain't coming this year Lindy Lou.
Y'see, all the signs are there.
But, with any luck, you will have already finished digging yourself a nice safe bunker and started hoarding the 37 items critical to your survival.
Otherwise, you'll find yourself right & truly screwed come December 21st.
Not to worry though, all of our spiritual flour isn't full of mice turds.
While our horrific doom was foretold long ago by the Mayans & the Hopi, this is just the bloody placenta that accompanies our glorious rebirth into a new age of human wonderfulness.
Gone will be the days of ROAD RAGE & SPREE KILLINGS, SERIAL KILLERS & MIDDLE EAST CONFLICTS, NUCLEAR WEAPONS & BAD FILLER FILLED TACOS.
Oh the immediate aftermath may be a shit storm wrapped in a cluster fuck, but that's just God weeding out the shitheads & douche bags. Rest assured that once this odious process is completed there will be group hugs for all.
So just remember
THINK POSITIVE, BE POSITIVE & SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT