Monday, November 5, 2012

One Ringy Dingy, Two Ringy Dingy

After weeks of non-stop political phone calls, I have to wonder what big brained political strategist thinks harassment is a sure fire way to get me to the polls.

I received 3 phone calls from Bill Clinton in the last hour alone. I tried to get a word in, being curious about Bill's tendency to use vaginas as cigar humidors, but Bill kept rambling on like I wasn't even there.
I'm not proud to admit it, but I was forced to hang up on the guy.

15 minutes later Bill calls back with the same spiel.


Then 15 minutes after that we're in deja vu land once again.

Gee, you'd almost think it was a taped message.

Yesterday, MoveOn.annoying sent me a "voting report card" to show me that I'm a "below average" voter.

My self esteem still hasn't recovered.

Thanks to bully boy Bill & his belittling cronies at MoveOn.biteme I'm much too ashamed to leave my own home let alone go to a public place & vote.

It will take me weeks to rebound from this shit.

Thanks guys.


Morocco Bama said...


Richard, at least they had the heart to not tell you that your name and profile are listed on Main Core. Maybe they'll bring it up in 2016.


just_another_dick said...

Gee, I wonder what my profile says:

"Disgruntled ineffectual loser with no money, no power and a blog that 2 people read."

That should be enough to warrant drone surveillance if not a full scale military air strike.

Belliosto's Garbage said...

Dick, I killed my cell phone and the phone line here is hooked up to a fax machine. Rarely do I pick up. Women and employers are the only reason I may answer the phone. Or return an attempted call.

When I was camping in the woods early this summer a female ghost came to my campsite. She had this to say:

The Baby Chicken Asks:
Are I People?
No You Are Chicken!
Do Chickens Come From People?
No, Chickens Come From Eggs.
Are Eggs Born?
No, Eggs Are Laid.
Are People Laid?
Not All, Some Are Chicken!

I then had started to assert myself and had ignored her. She eventually went away. Have you men read this on cyberspace? - Jeff Wells Of Rigorous Intuition Linked To Pentagon Shooter J. Patrick Bedell

Dave From Queens Blogspot

just_another_dick said...

Mr. B., I saw that a while back. I think Dave is someone Jeffy booted off of his forum.

Personally I think he's a lot like Jeff. A self styled internet sleuth who has no idea what he's looking for & plenty of time to look for it.