Sunday, March 17, 2013

HEY

MOTHERFUCKER...

YOUR DADDY'S BIG MISTAKE CAME (snicker)
WHEN HE DECIDED TO SQUIRT YOU
INTO A GOOEY PUSSY
INSTEAD OF INTO
A NICE DRY KLEENEX.

HOW WONDERFUL
THE WORLD WOULD BE
IF ALL OUR MOTHERS
WERE NAMED KLEENEX.


1 comment:

just_another_dick said...

Y'know, when I initially commented I clicked the "shoot me if I speak again" link but, sadly, nothing much happened.

So I kept on commenting.

Then the comments evaporated
& I found myself talking to
computer generated Spamulons
from the planet Spamulon.

At that point I began to develop an addiction
to the musky smell of my own unwashed ball sack.

The compulsion became so overwhelming that I managed to clandestinely & inappropriately shove my hands down my pants during all manner of potentially embarrassing social situations.

Some nights I cry myself to sleep...