Monday, March 19, 2012


A Russian military unit has arrived in Syria, according to Russian news reports, a development that a United Nations Security Council source told ABC News was "a bomb" certain to have serious repercussions.

Russia, one of President Bashar al-Assad's strongest allies despite international condemnation of the government's violent crackdown on the country's uprising, has repeatedly blocked the United Nations Security Council's attempts to halt the violence, accusing the U.S. and its allies of trying to start another war.

Now the Russian Black Sea fleet's Iman tanker has arrived in the Syrian port of Tartus on the Mediterranean Sea with an anti-terror squad from the Russian Marines aboard according to the Interfax news agency. The Assad government has insisted it is fighting a terrorist insurgency.

Cool! Maybe I'll finally see that nuclear war I was promised 49 years ago.
A world without people could only be an improvement.
Of course, everything else would be dead too, but that's a just a minor quibble.

Just think:

No more gangsta rap
No more overpaid sports celebrities
No more reality TV
No more CSI
No more cry baby liberals
& their psychotic right wing mirror images

No more fat chicks in shorts & belly revealing t-shirts
No more porky 50 year old guys & their mid life Harley crises
No more fake cops solving fake crimes
& fake doctors curing fake illnesses
& fake lawyers arguing fake legal cases

No more Kardashians
No more American Idol
No more Ceelo
No more Britney
or Madonna
or Adele
or Christina

No more tuneless country singers
No more golf games
No more NASCAR
No more overblown fear filled news stories that fizzle & fade
No more crocodile tears for drug overdosing pop stars
No more pop stars
No more delusional couch potatoes who think that they're "into" sports
No more compulsive texting tweeters who think their every thought needs to be electronically immortalized

No more googling conspiracy wankers
No more conspiracy theories
No more conspiracies
No more Gingrich
& no more Santorum
& no more Romney
& no more Obama

No more Rush Limbaugh rants against slutty birth control users
No more slutty birth control users
No more birth control
No more births

My God, the UPSIDE TO NUCLEAR WAR list is fucking endless


Morocco Bama said...

Richard, those are great lyrics to a song. We just need to find the right tune. Maybe Händel?

Did you get a chance to watch Ant-Christ?

just_another_dick said...

Not yet Shrub. Plumbing problems became epic week long ass pain.
Did discover that civilization rides on the back of its sewage system.
Also discovered that humans really are completely full of shit.

I had an interesting incident involving my 10 & 13 year old daughters. They were playing in our yard when a car with 2 fellows pulled up. They said something to them, my girls insist they didn't hear it, then they circled the block, drove backwards down my street & pulled into the apartment complex parking lot across from my house where they proceeded to stare at my daughters.

While this was going on I was in the process of carrying bucket after bucket of shitty water out of my basement. Needless to say, I wasn't anywhere near my happy place, so when my wife told me this was happening, I marched out with a bucket of shit water with every intention of giving the 2 chaps a nice fecal shower.
Alas, they saw me coming & beat a hasty retreat.

Too bad really.

Morocco Bama said...

Yeah, we had transmission problems on the 2000 Honda Accord with 140,000 miles on it. It was $2,200 to put a re-manufactured Honda trans in. And that was the best deal I could find after searching exhaustively. So many people said we should just buy a new car. Yeah right, with what, my good looks? This is the mentality these days. Don't let a little thing like money keep you from the things you want. That's what credit's for, don't you know.

Morocco Bama said...

Richard, you should have just gone ahead and shot those two creeps. If they were black and wearing hoodies, you could have made a guest appearance on Nancy Grace.

just_another_dick said...

Sorry Shrub, Nancy scares me.

Hey, wait a minute...

I think you've hit on a promising crime deterrent.

Time with Nancy Grace.

Murderers would have to see her naked.

Yeegads...the fucking horror.

It would give new meaning to the phrase: If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime.

Morocco Bama said...

I hope you're wearing your hoodie today in support of Al Sharpton.

just_another_dick said...

Sadly, I don't own any hoodies. As a substitute I've decided to keep a condom on all day. If both Zimmerman & Martin's daddies would have done the same all of America would have to find some other pointless crap to be outraged about today.

So Shrub, what do you think about Cheney's new heart?
Do you think the Oz wizard can also find a brain for George "the Scarecrow" Bush?

If so, where was that fucking wizard 11 years ago?

Morocco Bama said...

It's amazing how long these evil fuckers live. It reminds me of what this fella with the funny helmet said:

Coincidentally, Bush Sr. was the 41st President, and that fucker still keeps on ticking like the energizer bunny. Here he is paying a visit to one of his projects.

I thought Reagan would never die. Look how long they kept that vegetable alive. And what about Ariel Sharon? He still hasn't kicked off, and you never hear about him. What are they doing with him....cloning the fat fuck?

Anonymous said...

No More No More

No more Justin Bieber
No more Ron Jeremy
No more Jimmy Carter
No more Chaz Bono
No more Pee Wee Herman
And no more Vinnie Barbarino

No more headaches backaches
No more buttaches
or earaches

No more sales taxes
No more income taxes
No more property taxes
No more insurance

No more mother-in-law
No more brother-in-law
No more sister-in-law
No more Steve Wilkos

No more Rigorous Intuition
No more babies
No more dogs that have rabies
No more cats that make one sneeze
No more salesmen that are sleaze
No more Rolling Stones, Kiss and Santana
No more Seka, Cher, or Hannah Montana

No more Larry, Curly, or Moe
and no more Nutty Professor
NO MORE September 11th
NO MORE Rat Salad
NO MORE Penis Enlargement
AND NO MORE Rock Ballads
NO MORE Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
NO MORE Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Just ash, decay, ruins and fire
The situation truly dire
Over the top, and under the sky
Just one long heave and one long dread sigh