A Russian military unit has arrived in Syria, according to Russian news reports, a development that a United Nations Security Council source told ABC News was "a bomb" certain to have serious repercussions.
Russia, one of President Bashar al-Assad's strongest allies despite international condemnation of the government's violent crackdown on the country's uprising, has repeatedly blocked the United Nations Security Council's attempts to halt the violence, accusing the U.S. and its allies of trying to start another war.
Now the Russian Black Sea fleet's Iman tanker has arrived in the Syrian port of Tartus on the Mediterranean Sea with an anti-terror squad from the Russian Marines aboard according to the Interfax news agency. The Assad government has insisted it is fighting a terrorist insurgency.
Cool! Maybe I'll finally see that nuclear war I was promised 49 years ago.
A world without people could only be an improvement.
Of course, everything else would be dead too, but that's a just a minor quibble.
No more gangsta rap
No more overpaid sports celebrities
No more reality TV
No more CSI
No more cry baby liberals
& their psychotic right wing mirror images
No more fat chicks in shorts & belly revealing t-shirts
No more porky 50 year old guys & their mid life Harley crises
No more fake cops solving fake crimes
& fake doctors curing fake illnesses
& fake lawyers arguing fake legal cases
No more Kardashians
No more American Idol
No more Ceelo
No more Britney
No more tuneless country singers
No more golf games
No more NASCAR
No more overblown fear filled news stories that fizzle & fade
No more crocodile tears for drug overdosing pop stars
No more pop stars
No more delusional couch potatoes who think that they're "into" sports
No more compulsive texting tweeters who think their every thought needs to be electronically immortalized
No more googling conspiracy wankers
No more conspiracy theories
No more conspiracies
No more Gingrich
& no more Santorum
& no more Romney
& no more Obama
No more Rush Limbaugh rants against slutty birth control users
No more slutty birth control users
No more birth control
No more births
My God, the UPSIDE TO NUCLEAR WAR list is fucking endless