Tuesday, September 21, 2010

More "Ass 2 Mouth" For Serf America

You have to love the Federal Government. When times are tough, they step up & help the little guy, eschewing those wealthy naysayers who continually whimper in their ears that lovely "socialism will kill us" mantra.

Okay, I'm kidding.

Today, the Federal Reserve said that it's "prepared to provide additional accommodation" to help the economy.

WASHINGTON – The Federal Reserve signaled Tuesday that it's worried about the weakness of the recovery and is ready to take further steps to boost the economy if needed.


This bit of news sparked a 60 point rally on Wall Street. Woo-hoo! 60 whole points?
We're fucking saved.

Ummmmm...just kidding.

As rallies go, 60 points doesn't seem indicative of much.

But Obama said this on Monday,

"If you're out of work right now, the only thing that you're going to be hearing is, when do I get a job? If you're about to lose your home, all you're thinking about is, when can I get my home?"


Supposedly this bit of "duh, ya think?" was seen as Obama acknowledging "the economic hardships many Americans are enduring."
Mr. Obama went on to say:

"Even though economists may say that the recession officially ended last year, obviously for the millions of people who are still out of work, people who have seen their home values decline, people who are struggling to pay the bills day to day, it's still very real for them."


Back in 2009, a momentary dip in unemployment had President Obama declaring "the worst may be behind us."

Mr. Obama went on to say on that lovely August afternoon in '09:

"We have a lot further to go. As far as I'm concerned, we will not have a true recovery until we stop losing jobs. I will not rest until every American that is looking for a job can find one."


I suppose it's nice Obama was in an acknowledging mood this go round. I'm not sure what that does for people like this:

Patricia Reid is not in her 70s, an age when many Americans continue to work. She is not even in her 60s. She is just 57.

But four years after losing her job she cannot, in her darkest moments, escape a nagging thought: she may never work again.

College educated, with a degree in business administration, she is experienced, having worked for two decades as an internal auditor and analyst at Boeing before losing that job.

But that does not seem to matter, not for her and not for a growing number of people in their 50s and 60s who desperately want or need to work to pay for retirement and who are starting to worry that they may be discarded from the work force — forever.

Since the economic collapse, there are not enough jobs being created for the population as a whole, much less for those in the twilight of their careers.

Of the 14.9 million unemployed, more than 2.2 million are 55 or older. Nearly half of them have been unemployed six months or longer, according to the Labor Department. The unemployment rate in the group — 7.3 percent — is at a record, more than double what it was at the beginning of the latest recession.

After other recent downturns, older people who lost jobs fretted about how long it would take to return to the work force and worried that they might never recover their former incomes. But today, because it will take years to absorb the giant pool of unemployed at the economy's recent pace, many of these older people may simply age out of the labor force before their luck changes.


since it appears that his vow to "not rest" could lead to some sleepless years ahead. "Never" has a certain ring of hopeless finality about it, don't you think? I doubt that Mr. Obama's hope/change hoodoo gives him the power to raise the dead. I suppose that's why Mr. Obama was in an "acknowledging" mood this time instead of a "making pointless vows" mood. "Hope" seems to have an incredibly hard time meshing with "hopeless." In a Star Trek universe, I suppose hopeless would be the "anti" to hope's "matter," their coexistence making a big BOOM! We all know, as does Mr. Obama, that big BOOMS are to be avoided. Vows are so yesterday anyway.

Lately, "the mindless banter of soulless talking heads" has been telling us that we should prepare to extend our work life by pushing back our retirement age. Now we have this ladled on us like rancid stew.
I wonder if there's an investment bonanza to be had in the pet food industry as more & grandpas & grandmas are forced to steal Rover's vittles.

In a way it's murder. The murder of the Middle Class.

This current list of jobs that may never recover oozes Middle Class.

1. State and local government jobs
2. Construction
3. Installation, maintenance, and repair
4. Automotive manufacturing
5. Pharmaceuticals
6. Big Telecom
7. Newspapers
8. Airline Employees
9. Realtors
10. Bank Tellers


We were too uppity & too ignorant of our own frail limitations to see the shiv coming at us. We stood there laughing & smiling, hypnotized to the end.

But hey, there's always that "Service Economy," eh? After all, being a servant is better than starving, isn't it? Who needs freedom anyway? We just frivolously piss it away on nothing.

I'm calling dibs on "elite bathroom attendant." I've got years of experience & a velvety touch. Hell, if the tips are good I might even toss in a prostate rub. If the tips are really fucking good, I'll dispense with the surgical gloves & do Mr. Money Bags bareback.

Hoo-ha baby...

Is the land of motherfucking opportunity or what?




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In Original Dialect,
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There Are Many Copies Around,
But This My Man Is The Original.

It's Given Me Powers,
But Kept Me Low.
Many Have Scorned This,
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Clear Light And All That.
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And You Want To Know Hell,
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And You Want To Know Hell,
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You Want To Know?
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37 comments:

ericswan said...

The part you missed is the part where you can actually be unemployed as in..take this job and shove it..

ericswan said...

FROM NASA
Sept. 22, 2010: For the first time in almost 20 years, northern autumn is beginning on the night of a full Moon. The coincidence sets the stage for a "Super Harvest Moon" and a must-see sky show to mark the change of seasons.

The action begins at sunset on Sept 22nd, the last day of northern summer. As the sun sinks in the west, bringing the season to a close, the full Harvest Moon will rise in the east, heralding the start of fall. The two sources of light will mix together to create a kind of 360-degree, summer-autumn twilight glow that is only seen on rare occasions.

Keep an eye on the Moon as it creeps above the eastern skyline. The golden orb may appear strangely inflated. This is the Moon illusion at work. ... a low-hanging Moon appears much wider than it really is. A Harvest Moon inflated by the moon illusion is simply gorgeous.

The view improves as the night wears on.

Northern summer changes to fall on Sept. 22nd at 11:09 pm EDT. At that precise moment, called the autumnal equinox, the Harvest Moon can be found soaring high overhead with the planet Jupiter right beside it. The two brightest objects in the night sky will be in spectacular conjunction to mark the change in seasons.

just_another_dick said...

Eric, I'm reading Nick Redfern's new book, Final Event, about his dealings with a group of alleged "intelligence insiders," known as The Collins Elite, who say that the little gray aliens are demons in disguise.

The scenario is playing out like a cliche of every government disinfo campaign that's ever been associated with UFOs.

The story these alleged insiders tell reads like the RI blog, covering all the topics that Jeff has covered over the years, from Crowley/Lam & Parsons/Amalantrah Working opening the interdimensional doorway to government pacts with the demons.

Redfern wisely steers clear of endorsing this as "the truth."
Still, it's quite a tale.

ericswan said...

We were doing the due with Redfern at this blogfest. You might like his responses to comments.

http://secretsun.blogspot.com/2010/09/final-events-interview-with-nick.html

just_another_dick said...

Y'see Eric, I told you that you were more adept at exploring the InterSnizzle's outre underbelly.

You just proved it.

Morocco Bama said...

Maybe the Aliens piloting these UFO craft can give us that Hope & Change we've all been waiting for since the advent of Civilization.

Morocco Bama said...

I just visited that site. So this is what some people do in their spare time? How's it any different than watching sports on the telly? What a bunch of bullshit. The topic of UFOs is one big cluster fuck cesspool swarming with all manner of humanity's finest from pseudo delusional psychotics to sadistic intel freaks who like to play with the naive fools like a cat plays with a mouse to slimy charlatans and hucksters out to make a nickel and a dime off of dimwitted gullibility.

Morocco Bama said...

How can I get this guy Redfern's autograph? Maybe they can copy that blog and turn it into a book.

ericswan said...

Jay Weidner is Eyes Weid Open ..

http://jayweidner.com/Archons.html

Morocco Bama said...

Finally an explanation that makes sense for all this morass we've been experiencing lately. The Archons are really ramping things up. Thanks, Eric. Nothing else quite fits like this.

just_another_dick said...

The book is better than the blog Shrub. It is, as I said, quite a tale.

You pretty much nailed the opinion of the author of another UFO book I'm reading called Mirage Men, by Mark Pilkington.

He details the exploits of psyops chaps known as Mirage Men, who manipulate the religious beliefs of target nations.

The wandering soul psyop from Vietnam would be an example, as well as the aswang stories disseminated to frighten Huk rebels in the Philippines. That one is a particular favorite.

The aswang is a vampiric creature from Philippine folklore.
The Psyops unit first spread stories that an aswang was in Huk territory, then they kidnapped a rebel or two, killed them, hung them from trees until they bled out, & then deposited the now bloodless corpses where their fellow Huk rebels could find them.

So, if we're the good guys, exactly how "bad" are the bad guys anyway?

Morocco Bama said...

What's wrong with a few beers and a few hits on your lunch break?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JcXAaORCLQ

ericswan said...

And they pay those guys 75 bucks an hour?

Morocco Bama said...

god damned google ate my post again. it wasn't too long. it didn't tell me it was too long. it posted and i viewed it as posted afterwards, but when I came back, it was gone. wtf?

Morocco Bama said...

I think I have an idea as to what is going on with some of these posts. There's a common theme, now that I think about it. The posts were full of vitriol, I mean some real mean-spirited material, towards an established entity and/or person. I believe Google is censoring such posts as hate speech. Give it a whirl and see if you get the same result.

just_another_dick said...

Shrub, you have anyone in mind. Give me a name & I'll work up some vitriol.
If I don't know any facts, I'll just make shit up.

After seeing this article:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100923/ap_on_he_me/eu_oecd_getting_fatter

"PARIS – Citizens of the world's richest countries are getting fatter and fatter and the United States is leading the charge, an organization of leading economies said Thursday in its first ever obesity forecast.

"Three out of four Americans will be overweight or obese by 2020, and disease rates and health care spending will balloon, unless governments, individuals and industry cooperate on a comprehensive strategy to combat the epidemic, the study by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development said.

"The Paris-based organization, which brings together 33 of the world's leading economies, is better known for forecasting deficit and employment levels than for measuring waistlines. But the economic cost of excess weight — in health care, and in lives cut short and resources wasted — is a growing concern for many governments."

I'm thinking of "renaming & rebranding" this place "Just Another Dick's Little Gray Rain Cloud" anyway.

Personally, I think we should just declare war on flab.
We could have scales at grocery store check-outs, weighing people, jailing them if their cart isn't suitably healthy enough.

We could plant tracking devices in Little Debbie Cake boxes, monitoring binge eaters who devour whole boxes at one sitting.
The culprit could be routed out by SWAT.

We could sentence repeat offenders to mandatory Fat Farm stays where Wackenhut could set up sweat shops. I mean real sweat shops. Just imagine sewing machines in a sauna, & you'll see what I mean.

The $$$$ making possibilities are fucking endless.

Morocco Bama said...

Oh Jesus, don't get me started with the fat fucking pigs. We both know the cure for obesity....it's identified by several different names, but they're all the same cure for obesity. They are as follows:

Dachau
Auschwitz-Birkenau
Belzec
Chelmno
Majdanek
Sobibor
Treblinka

Arbeit und keine Lebensmittel endet Übergewicht

Morocco Bama said...

My vitriol was towards Fox news for ignoring the $480,000 per hour elephants in the room and focusing instead on the $75 per hour or less mice in the corner eating the last of the crumbs on their "break."

Morocco Bama said...

I find it amusing that the psyops patrol is trotting out the UFO shit heavy and hard again. The latest is the admonition that UFOs have interfered with Nuclear Weaponry installations...the implication being that they are magnanimously preventing mankind from engaging in a nuclear confrontation.

How nice of them...yet your normal every day atrocities...you know the ubiquitous torturing and murdering of countless "innocents" continues unabated. This, for example:

http://www.chris-floyd.com/articles/1-latest-news/2025-murderers-cowards-morons-and-thieves-portrait-of-an-empire-in-a-political-season.html

Where are the fucking UFOs to prevent this?

I think the UFOs want to prevent a nuclear confrontation because they know that would mean the end of mankind. We are their pets, afterall, and they would be so bored without us.

Morocco Bama said...

From Yahoo Finance this morning:

Stock Futures Rise as Traders Await Fresh Data

Oh gee, Okay. Where do they come up with this shit? Seriously?

Why not say Stock Futures Rise as Traders Await Relief of George Bush Sr's Hemorrhoids.

Or, Stock Futures Rise as Traders Await Word That Obama is an Extraterrestrial Raised and Groomed By The CIA.

Or, Stock Futures Rise as Traders Await Word That Hillary Clinton Is Indeed a Lesbian Who Likes to Strap On Extra Large Dildos and Sodomize Her Interns Whilst Munching On Ribs From Dreamland BBQ in Tuscaloosa, Alabama.

Morocco Bama said...

It appears Mr. Knowles is also a censor. So many censors.....so little time. These people really take themselves way too seriously. So many are trying to build a cache for themselves, and I'm sorry (really I'm not), but that's just pure vanity. Fuck the god damned vanity.

Thanks for keeping it free-flow Richard. Let's go where the muse takes us, not where some wannabe shepherd thinks we should be.

Morocco Bama said...

One has to admire the tenacity of gatekeepers. The savior of RI, justdrew, now announces that he still believes in Obama and wants to give him a chance. This is at RI, mind you, so considering the context of that site, the notion of putting one's faith in a leader is not only nonsensical, it's anathema to the very nature of the board....unless, of course, RI is meant to be a faux leftist woo limited hangout. Then it makes total sense.

Morocco Bama said...

http://www.nytimes.com/gwire/2010/09/22/22greenwire-obama-admin-rejects-timeout-for-natural-gas-dr-60467.html

The Obama administration has decided against pressing for a temporary halt to Marcellus Shale drilling in Pennsylvania and New York, a key federal official said.....

That mother fucking socialist. This is exactly the clandestine kind of shit the commie pinko socialists pull. They pretend to be on the side of big business so they can........um, that's where I get stuck...so they can do what again....well, fuck it, he's a god damned socialist, that's all.

just_another_dick said...

I always thought RI was just "meant to be a faux leftist woo limited hangout."

The "Obama is a Socialist" meme seemed to come with its own built in laugh track, didn't it? The whole idea only works because most of yahoo America is completely clueless about Socialism.

But hey, maybe the next go round we'll get some self righteous Bible thumper instead. That seems to be where the tea-heads are steering us.

Now that they've figured out government won't save them, all they have left is The Lone Savior.
That idea alone should get a few nukes spurted skyward in the name of Jesus.

Then the aliens can disable them, & beam us all up to have our reproductive goodies harvested while we eat milk & cookies & smoke space crack.

ericswan said...

Richard needs his conspiracy mind reset and here it is. Chemtrails have changed. They spray anhydrous nickel over the clouds which dehydrate normal clouds, and mind control the sheeples with pulses from HAARP that have changed frequency. The anhydrous nickel is sky blue. The chemtrails are made pink when they are sprayed at dusk. The nice thing about nickel is that it is concentrated in the brain and the electrical impulses (RF+)make it easy for the soul catching Archons to lull you down the yellow brick road that some think is the light at the end of the tunnel.
Shrub, the Gnostics predate Jesus Christ.

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What is that? A Hebrew dating site? Cool. Israeli chicks really know how to party.

ericswan said...

The only girl that visits has left the building.

Now tell me why you waste your time in a forum?

ericswan said...

One last kick at the Gnostic can with this piece by Jim Nichols.

http://www.jimnicholsufo.com/gnostic-grail/

And now for something completely out there and not to be dismissed,

http://www.argusoogradio.org/nl/tag/the-waterman-files/

Just some lite listening while you pound keys to your heart's content.

I recomment the Sept 24 show and the interview with A.C. Griffith.

Morocco Bama said...

You thought the American Dream was dead? You thought wrong. This could be you if you try hard enough. If you don't make it, it's your own fault. We gave you every opportunity to succeed, so if you don't, you have only yourself to blame.

http://www.forbes.com/2010/09/24/billionaires-in-the-making-business-billionaires-in-the-making.html?feed=rss_business_billionaires

America's Billionaires In The Making

So who's waiting in the wings? Based on our research, we see 15 people as likely candidates to breach the billion-dollar barrier in the coming years. Call it the Forbes 400 Farm Team. On it are some of the biggest names in entertainment, sports' most branded athletes and businessmen on the brink of making it very big. This elite group of tech moguls, hedge-funders, athletes and entertainers is hovering under billionaire status with a strong chance of breaking into the Forbes 400 ranks this decade, including some well-known names such as Jay-Z, Jerry Seinfeld, Tiger Woods and James Cameron.....

.....With $450 million and a career trajectory aimed right at the sky, we expect Jay-Z could make the list one day as well. Jay-Z has elevated hip-hop to rock arenas, packing ballparks with Eminem this summer. If he keeps selling out monster shows, money will rain down on all his ventures: the Roc Nation label, a back catalog (ownership reverts to him in 2014), Rocawear clothing royalties, a stake in the New Jersey Nets. He'll score nicely if a suitor buys Carol's Daughter, a hot beauty care line backed by Jay-Z and other celebs. He and wife Beyoncé Knowles may already be music's first billion-dollar couple.

just_another_dick said...

Fuck 'em all.

If there were a button I could press

or knob that I could turn

or a switch I could throw

that would turn this twirling blue gem

& its infestation of twisted & warped human refuse

into chunks of rubble

with body part moons,

I'd do it in a heartbeat.

Fuck the gnostics & the billionaires

& the gnostic billionaires,

& fuck the forums & the insecure neurotics who forum there,

& fuck CNN & C-SPAN

& let's all send a special shiny happy FUX FAX to FOX,

& fuck Beck & O'Reilly & Stewart & Olbermann,

& let's send 60 sourced & referenced fucks to 60 minutes

& fuck Obama & his strap-on wearing predecessor GW,

& fuck the illiterate twitterates

& the Faceless Facebook mob

of wheezy

pointless geeks

& their wheezy

pointless lives

filled with long stretches of boredom

dappled with fluorescent splotches

of ennui & depression

that they feel compelled to share with the world,

& fuck the self obsessed & repossessed

& fuck the elite

who beat their meat

while we bleat like sheep

before our sheering.

Fuck 'em all.

ericswan said...

I'm impelled to post this link once again. Every radio interview I listen to at that site is completely fascinating and since there are nearly 100 of them, I'm sure you could find one that will interest you.

http://www.veritasshow.com/veritasplayer.html

Morocco Bama said...

Thanks for that link, Eric. I'm listening to Episode 94 with Judy Wood Phd. I have never heard about this before. Richard, you should listen to it. I had no idea that many people were jumping from the towers and that they were basically disintegrating as they fell and once they hit.

just_another_dick said...

Shrub, I tried that episode once but I had to sign off because I started to disintegrate.

More importantly, now that Iran's nuclear installations are under cyber attack & the White House wants to expand the government's already expansive spy apparatus, I guess this means those boxes & boxes of HOPE/CHANGE VOTE OBAMA bumper stickers I've been storing in my garage for eventual e-bay resale are now utterly worthless.

I...I...feel so betrayed.



The legislation would require internet communications services, including email and social networking sites, to have the technical capability to provide relevant Federal agency with Users' private information.

If passed, the proposed legislation would force communication and social networking sites such as Facebook and Skype to unscramble encrypted messages and provide wiretaps, The New York Times reported.

Morocco Bama said...

I assumed they were doing that already, Richard. This legislation is just kabuki to add an air of legitimacy to what has already been in place and operational.

Morocco Bama said...

How can a nuclear installation be under cyber attack? Technically, if you have a closed network, I would think that precludes hackers from getting in. Are the installation attendants surfing the web because there nothing much to do but wait for doomsday?

just_another_dick said...

Well Shrub, the story goes that the software had the worm inserted in it pre-sale. The software was from Sieman's AG, a German company. The tiny bit of the story I caught speculated it was either the Germans or the US. Another case of "I'll have six of one & half dozen of the other" I suppose.

The symbolism behind a company named "Sieman's" clandestinely "inserting a worm" into the software controlling the "nuclear womb" of a foreign country has the stench of rape about it, don't ya think?

I finished Redfern's book. In his defense, he was just relaying the story as told to him. He doesn't endorse it as true.

It does open up uncomfortable images of faked religious events designed to control the population.
It doesn't take much Googling to find news stories leaking out about Christianity being proselytized in the military.

Then there's the Trijicon scandal from earlier this year, where the weapons maker was busted engraving coded references to New Testament Bible passages on 800,000 gun sights they sold the Marines.

Redfern is, I think, spot on in estimate that a faked religious event would capture a large swathe of the population if it was convincing enough.

I think it was a one time head of Harvard Divinity School who said that the next time fascism comes into the open, it will come carrying a crucifix instead of a swastika.

Who knows?

Eric, I was only funnin' ya. I've seen the Veritas site & I truly wish I had the time to listen to it all. But I could say that about a lot of Internut chatter.