Friday, April 1, 2011

Puerile Pedantic Penile Puff Pops

Sorry about the title, but I'm running out of blog title gas.

I'm reading Hopsicker's Welcome To Terrorland, a much ballyhooed RI textbook.
I have to admit, it's an interesting read, but for a journalist, Hopsicker seems to rely heavily on the "he said-she said" brand of journalism that seems much more suited to American celebrity "cult-ure.".

The cornerstone of his whole theory seems to revolve around Amanda Keller's stint as terrorist moll.

It has one really huge obstacle to overcome though, Miss Keller retracted her story once again.

For five years, Amanda Keller has been portrayed by conspiracy theorists as Mohamed Atta's lover.

But the former Venice stripper now says her boyfriend was another flight student not connected to 9/11. And, for the first time, federal investigators say she's right.

"There's nothing there to corroborate the relationship between the two," a New York-based FBI counterterrorism agent said recently after reviewing 9/11 case files.

The agent got clearance to talk from the U.S. Attorney's Office and the FBI, but only agreed if his named was not used.

Among other things, the government checked Atta's phone records and found the two had never called each other.

In 2002, Keller granted an interview with Daniel Hopsicker, a Venice self-published writer who maintains the government has covered up facts about 9/11.

In a taped interview that has circled the Internet, Keller casually discusses intimate details about her relationship with "Mohamed." She claimed it was Atta, but changed her story soon after.

"It was my bad for lying," Keller said. "I really didn't think about it until after I did it."

Keller, 24, is engaged and is studying to become a nurse. She moved to Ohio in early 2002 and said she hoped that by getting married and changing her name, she could finally leave the rumors behind.

Maybe she was pressured to do so.

Maybe not.

Here are some photos of Miss Keller with her terrorist lover:

Here's the photo of Atta that's passed around the world like a bong at a rave.

Maybe it's me, but they don't look anything alike.

It appears that Hopsicker is selling a tub of rotten turds. Then again, maybe this is the rotten turd that's meant to spoil the rest of the turds.

It does lead one to question Hopsicker's "journalistic skills." If his fact checking is this bad here, is the rest of the book equally tainted.

Since I'm in a photo pasting mood, I thought I'd give Jeff & one of his forum stalwarts a bit of the spotlight.

Here's Jeff:

& here's Project Willow, on the right:

The Internut is a funny place. It's been a few years since I've made any concerted effort to wend my way through the RI wonderland & I still don't know if the site is satire, serious or serious disinformation.


Morocco Bama said...

Hopsickle is a disinforming, misinforming douche bag. I guess it's a question of whether he's paid to do it. Some of it is true, some of it's not, and it's meant to misinform and misdirect.

As far as RI, I hear ya, I wonder the same thing. I'm leaning to disinformation. Jeff hangs with that crowd, and you know what they say about birds of a feather.

What is Project Willow? That sounds familiar. Is it a member over at RI? What does Project Willow mean? Is that Jeffy Poo in the middle? How sweet. A safe haven for all those tortured mind control victims. Being a mind control victim is so in vogue, you know.

just_another_dick said...

The Keller story does show how uninformed I am & how little attention I pay to the forum in specific & the internut in general.

I'm glad I have a policy of waiting until an RI recommended conspiracy book is remaindered down to almost nothing before I buy the damn thing.

Willow is one of the more wistful forum members Mr. M.

Speaking of "RI as safe haven," why do so many posts have "[warning! may be triggering]" attached to them?

Given the forum's home page decor, just clicking onto the forum itself would be "trigger" enough if the stories were true, don't ya think?

I sometimes lean towards disinfo too. Primarily because he seems to spend an amazing amount of time googling pet theories & designing web posts & web sites for an unemployed guy with a wife & kids.

Then I remember his career at Frank magazine & I think "satire."

"Based in Toronto, however, Wells was primarily responsible for the humour content in the bi-weekly tabloid: the back page column, “Dick Little’s Canadian Beef,” offered current events commentary in the voice of a cantankerous curmudgeon for the better part of 15 years.

"Conceived as a northern response to the pseudonymous Ed Anger of the formerly seminal Weekly World News, Dick Little was a uniquely Canadian crank — the media’s voice of the Legion Hall once loudly echoed by voices like Paul Rimstead and Gordon Sinclair. "

I think the operative phrase here is "Weekly World News."

I also find it funny that his Frank character was named "Dick."
Maybe that's why he tolerated me.

Anonymous said...

humblenotry said...

I'm wondering about the time when Wells was swamped by satanists and shut down the posters as a result. Luna, I think, was the head devil lady. Maybe some behind-the-scenes collaboration to make things even funnier? He felt obligated to shut down his operation and the satanists were never much of a problem afterwards. Maybe it was his way of having fun.

Morocco Bama said...

humble, that's possible, but one of those sock puppets was me when all that went down, although I was not in league with the "Satanists." They had invaded and I would laugh when everyone would get in an uproar over their obvious nonsense. They were just emboldened by the display of others' angry criticism. So, I thought why not engage them at their own game, if it was a game. I pretended to be a sixteen year old teenage girl looking for lesbian satanist love. It apparently worked. Sabrina responded affirmatively a number of times to my ruse.

I don't think Jeff is all that humorous. If he's satirical, it's dull and hardly detectable. I remember way back when, he had just posted another one of his throw everything including the kitchen sink articles on his blog and I was the first to respond with a humorous, satirical and edgy comment and he deleted it because I guess he was in his blog at the moment. When I called him on it, he said he didn't want to start a serious post and ensuing discussion with such nonsense. Can you believe the irony? In most quarters of this insane society in which we dwell, Jeff and the RI gang are just that.....silly nonsense, so for him to label my comment as such is beyond the pale....especially from someone who portends to be a satirist. Perhaps he's insecure and doesn't appreciate people beating him at his own game.

Anonymous said...

humblenotry said...

Mr. Bama, you may enjoy this music video on youtube.

Morocco Bama said...

Or better yet, Humble, El Duce.

Anonymous said...

humblenotry said...

Mr. Bama, I think Wells was somewhat humorous at times and the RI posts are not entirely worthless knowledge. I think we agree to that. Is he the infotainment guru that he claims other journalists and authors to be? Perhaps some of the time. Maybe most of the time. That's my take on RI. Infotainment cult group.

El Duce was offered $ by Courtney? I should have suspected murder. That never occurred to me.

alias329 said...

That's a pretty pretentious pic.

Also, the problem with RI "research" is that it's all either rehashed crap online or breathless books without an index or solid citations. "Coincidence Theorist's Guide to 9/11"? All based on links most of which were dead within 2 months of Jeff putting it online.

Still, I don't know why I'm drawn to that crappy, trainwreck of a place...

Morocco Bama said...

Alias, it's like panning for gold, or looking for that diamond in the rough. It's there, but infrequent and hard to find.

I will agree Humble, as my above statement indicates, that some of the material is thought provoking, especially for the time I was frequenting the blog several or more years prior, but I will disagree that Jeff's humorous.

Anonymous said...

humblenotry said...

Yeah, his humor, like you had written, was hardly detectable. RI must not be satire, but an outlet for posters/readers to share info. Remember IC's and Mark's posts? There were a few people that did not mind me as a poster, but it was rather overrated as a source of enlightenment. I did enjoy the exposures of Alex Jones and Rev. Sum Moon for example.

As humor goes: Jerry Falwell's passing and a picture of him as a sumo wrestler with a championship belt around his belly. Falwell was never a champion to me. He was an overweight dead guy that Rev. Moon funded.

alias329 said...

IC and Mark's posts? No...

...but I remember the Great Galactic Ghoul's posts! Now that was entertainment!

Morocco Bama said...

That's what I loved about his blog!! All the crazy/wacko posters, including myself. It was flow stream of consciousness stuff. It always cracked me up how some, the border collies I call them, would attempt to put a straight jacket around that direct it.....where....where exactly did they want to direct it, and why?

I liked a lot of what IC had to say, he was difficult to cast scorn upon because he was always so polite....kinda like hating a Jesus character or Mr. Rogers. Mt beef in him was his eternal optimism mixed with the doom his posts implied. It was a contradiction he seemed incapable of working through...perhaps in order to save his sanity as is the case with most mortals.

Mark, also, had some interesting thoughts and/or ideas that resonated with me, but he was so rigid about anyone else's point of view. He was steadfast in his convictions and wouldn't budge.

Triple G, or Gee to The Three, now he was a trip. He also had some material that resonated with me, but he was also off his rocker at times. Also, he creeped me the hell out when he started talking that shit about young girls and orgasms with them without touching via his third eye. That was over the line, IMO, and I called him on it. Not that it mattered. I don't think G Cubed cared what anyone on that blog thought. He just wanted a place to vomit....we were his bucket.

Of course, who can forget Mojo Filter? He was the fichizle (sp?).

Anonymous said...

humblenotry said...

Mojo Filter was alright too... I found Shrub to be a little too engaging at times. I think that was what you were doing. Trying to engage with posters. I consider the posts at the RI blog and internet, in general, as a form of intellectual insanity. Some higher forms of madness, and other forms of blatantly redundant absurdity.

Most of the time I do not enjoy communicating with strangers on the internet. I do it because I am somewhat whacked. I think I data dump more than anything else. I do not like opening up too much and could give a fuck if some lunatic finds out where I live because of my posts. Fuck the shit-faced bastard into a worm's ass. I am usually a different person in virtual la-la land than my physical being communicating with an other person face to face.

JAD can be somewhat insane and interesting as well. I usually wonder if you and Mr. Bama and are just waiting to dump a ton of malicious anti-Bible, anti-Christian, anti-God rhetoric to spite little insignificant pea-brained me. An U.S. Marines Drill Sargent is better company at times than you two.

Anyway, for the most part, it has been enjoyable enough.

alias329 said...

What Shrub said. I just loved the anarchy of it all. Anarchic stream-of-consciousness, that nails it.

Those were fun days. Jeff was doing 2-3 posts a week, every week. Then, every post, the total free-flow insanity of the comments sections. (I always found IC too stuffy and full of himself. Mojo Filter...yeah, liked him. Richard was always my fave tho.:)

Funny how with the interruption of service recently, all the same wackos came out of the woodwork. And all the forumites shuddered with disgust that somehow all the riffraff had been let back in. Then that pathetic creature 82-28 started in on how he wanted to fucking fuck some motherfuckers up. Does he ever read a book?

I've never registered for the forum there. I read it, but it sure ain't the same. Part of the problem is that so many of those jackasses spend too much time kissing each others' asses and straining their obliques patting themselves on the back, convinced as they are of the awesome importance of what they're doing. They really, really, like really think they are some smart, and they love reminding themselves of that. Some of them post interesting stuff but it seems like the best people have moved on. (82_28 makes me want to hurt someone. Uh, not winning.)

Anyway, fun trip back to nostalgia central.

Morocco Bama said...

I have a confession to make. The majority of the nuts, Alias, were me. I took that opportunity to stick it to them when they didn't have the power to ban. That's why I have never joined the forum. I know that I would get into it with one of the smart-asses and take them apart, and then they would ban me. Not so with the blog. Richard and I did a nice job of bewildering them.

I agree with everything you just said, by the way. It's as though you extracted my thoughts out of the pensive.

Humble, I was goofing when I was being engaging. I would say shit like "I love you guys" and "let's have an RI Field Trip" or "I had Chocolate Chip Cookies Tonight after a bottle of wine." I don't know why I said it.....just for the hell of it. It was an anarchical ejaculation......cyberspace turrets syndrome.

Alias, I gave it to 82_28 something good when the forum went down, didn't I? I laughed so hard for those couple of days, I had to wear a diaper I was pissing and shitting myself so badly.

I'm a freak sometimes, what can I say.

And yes, Richard has always been my favorite. That's why I'm here, and have stuck with him all these years. I've never met him in person, but I feel like he's my brother.....the kind of brother I never had, but wish I did.

alias329 said...

For the record, I only very occasionally commented at the blog, and always as an Anony. I mostly liked lurking. This place is comfy enough I figured I could finally drop in. Adopted a handle to demonstrate that I am capable of some common courtesy after all.

Shrub, maybe you could adopt some more nut personas and we could just about have a mini-RI comments section right here. How about omnimental for starters? ;)

ericswan said...

Just for the record, I've never posted anything that didn't have my name attached.

just_another_dick said...

Mr. H., Jerry Falwell was a fine upstanding Christian man. I take issue with any aspersions cast on the Porcine Preacher.
No one, & I mean, no one, grunted through a sermon like Mr. Falwell.

As I understand it, Mr. Falwell, in his previous career as a genital stimulator for soon to be artificially inseminated production sows, used to hear the "voice of God" just as he began rubbing a production sow's vulva.

Her aroused grunts provided a sort of natural gospel rhythm for the the young pig poker, forever coloring the cadence of his future sermonic ramblings.

Actually, Christianity owes the Belgian agricultural supply company, Schippers-MS, a big debt of gratitude. Shippers-MS, by developing a sow vibrator called The Reflexator, freed the young "sow fist fucker" from a lifetime of sow vagina rubbing drudgery, allowing him to find his vocation as the host of "The Old Time Pork Rind Hour."

It was there that Jerry first began "speaking in grunts," & it was their that Jerry gave birth to The Pig Fucker Majority, a potent political force that helped usher Ronnie "The Boar" Reagan into the Oval Orifice.

It was said recently on CNN that the room in which Mr. Falwell passed away stank of kosher bacon & sanctified pork rindsfor months afterwords.

Anonymous said...

This is the craziest party ever.

Anonymous said...

humblenotry said...

I feel as if I'm beginning to morph into a pig. But to prevent a massive cardiac arrest I am fighting it off and remaining an human animal. Ulcerative colitis, stroke, type 2 diabetes, and osteoarthritis are being thwarted as a result by me. Did Mr. Falwell perspire? It looked as if most of his pores were clogged. The room that he passed away in had to have been infected by his intestinal gas. I'm doing the Watusi on his grave.

Mr. Bama, you giving it to 82_28 has made me laugh.

just_another_dick said...

Mr. H., I doubt that this has been publicized but Mr. Falwell was born without pores.

I believe some people viewed Preacher Falwell as an overfed lump of hypocritical meat without realizing that his girth was the result of 74 years of backed up sweat.

At times Mr. Falwell would allow a few chosen faithful to milk this myrrh like resin from a third nipple that grew underneath his scrotum.

This sub-cult sought to eventually collect enough of this sacred discharge to construct an army of Golem like homuculi who would finally prove, once & for all, that Jesus wasn't a wimp.

Alas, Saint Falwell passed away before the plan could reach fruition.

As I understand it, there are rumors floating around the Christian underground attesting to other nipples hiding under other scrotums. I won't mention any names, but I think, with enough reflection, you will get the picture.

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