Tuesday, May 31, 2011

October 21st

After careful introspective deliberation involving darts and shredded Bible pages, I've come to the conclusion that the world will really end on October 21st. In an effort to ease Yahweh's reinsertion into the world orifice I've decided to close down the bloog, sell off my old posts on Ebay, and build a combination Ark/Bomb Shelter/Traveling Billboard/Mobile Kitchen in order to pass the word while simultaneously offering shelter and greasy chicken wings to those with ears to hear.

I wish y'all the best and hope the coming Tribulation won't find you sitting on the toilet with an unwiped ass crack or balls deep in a farm animal.


If you see this in your rear view mirror
drive faster.

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