Friday, September 17, 2010

Is It Live Or Is It Memorex




While I wish that I could do my best Colin Clive impersonation here



I'd be a liar if I did.

That lovely manta ray, or Fluidic Muscle, is the creation of the Festo Group.

Now we don't have to worry about our polluted oceans killing off all those sea critters. We can just make artificial ones now. Cool.

And, in case the birds still complain, Festo has a potential solution to that bitchy avian conundrum.



So you see, it's all good. Utopia is on the way. Just make sure you have a change of undies. & maybe a granola bar or two. Oh yeah, please remember to leave your angst, your neurosis & psychosis, your sexual dysfunction, & your poverty ridden whining at the door.

Thank You.

4 comments:

Morocco Bama said...

Oh yeah, please remember to leave your angst, your neurosis & psychosis, your sexual dysfunction, & your poverty ridden whining at the door.

What? I thought that was Utopia. If that's not Utopia, then leave me out. What's life without those precious goodies? A life not worth living, that's what.

Morocco Bama said...

Come to think of it, you could write up a post elaborating on the theme of the last two posts. You could call it Uploading The Death Car.

Morocco Bama said...

Here's a Norman Rockwell version of the Death Car song. In this case, it's a Death Van, but let's face it, these vans were the choice of psychopaths for many years, and most likely still are, to a certain extent, that's probably why they still make them. I just wish they would be more honest in their advertising.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBNRfZlGatw&feature=related

Chevy Vans - The Van of choice for psychopathic abducting torturers and murderers. Hurry on down today, and we will throw in a year's supply of duct tape, rope, handcuffs, ball gag and a complete surgical toolkit, including amputation saws.

just_another_dick said...

Shrub, that's a brilliantly subversive interpretation of Chevy Van. Looking at it that way,it's much creepier than Death Car.

I'm picturing Ted Bundy wheeling around with it on the 8-track.

Smiling, personable, charming & homicidal Ted singing along,

"Like a picture she was laying there,
Moonlight dancing off her hair.
She woke up & took me by the hand,
She said she'll love me in my Chevy Van."

The cast would make a perfect microphone stand-in.

Our country isn't much different is it?

Smiling, personable, charming & completely homicidal.