Tuesday, July 3, 2012

MIAMI (Reuters) - Quartavious Davis is still shocked by what happened to him in federal court two months ago. "My first offense, and they gave me all this time," said Davis, a pudgy African American with dreadlocks who spoke with Reuters at the Federal Detention Center in Miami. "Might just as well say I'm dead." Davis was convicted of participating in a string of armed robberies in the Miami area in 2010. His accomplices testified against him, saying he carried a gun during their crimes and discharged it at a dog that chased them after one of their burglaries. But Davis was not convicted of hurting anyone physically, including the dog. Davis would occupy no place at all in the annals of crime if not for his sentence. Now 20 years old, he was sentenced to 1,941 months - almost 162 years - in prison without the possibility of parole.
Wow! 162 years for a few bank jobs.

Ha!! It looks like our fearless leaders are taking a hard line on crime. It's about time.

I bet those motherfuckers at AIG, BOA, Goldman Sachs,  & JP Morgan are shitting themselves with worry. This guy only robbed a few banks & they gave him 162 years, while these greedy shitheads crashed the entire U.S. economy. They're going to be looking at some serious fucking time.
Centuries even...

What's that?

No one from  AIG, BOA, Goldman Sachs or JP Morgan were ever arrested?

You're shitting me.

That...that can't be true...this is the land of freedom, truth, & JUSTICE...

There...there must be some mistake.

I think I need a beer.

& a joint...

...maybe a pipe full of crack...

....& some oxycontin patches...

...a little smack behind the knee might be in order too...

Fuck!

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