Wednesday, September 19, 2012

I know you've seen this video.



I'd just like to say that I think Pancho Romney is a very brave Hispanic American for daring to speak "the truth."

Socialism has to go.

As a start, I think we need to remove the largest socialist institution in this country.

The military.

No more "free education."
No more "free health care."
No more pork laden contracts with hidden "profit guarantee clauses."

And should corporate America be unwise enough to venture into foreign countries, their security is entirely their affair.

This idea of military entitlement makes my blood boil. The idea that the military deserves more just because they, of their own free will, enlist is entirely un-American. Primarily, I think this entitlement attitude has come about because the government actually believes the Madison Avenue bullshit they've used to sell military enlistment to rube Americans.

To alleviate this, we should immediately institute a nationwide draft.
Men & women.
No exceptions.
No exemptions.

&, should a wealthy parent mistakenly pull strings to exempt his/her young son/daughter....like, say George H.W. Bush did for his cowardly son George W., then that parent will have to face the utter misfortune of having his citizenship stripped from his family, his assets, no matter how copious, seized, & he & his family will be deposited at a Middle Eastern airport wearing nothing but red, white & blue long johns.

In conclusion, I'd like to say

EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
This means you soldier boy!


Tomorrow I'll lay out my plan for having every American, no matter how loaded daddy is,  follow up their conscripted 10 year military service with a 10 year work apprenticeship in a Chinese sweatshop.
This way they, like Pepe Le Romney, will learn to appreciate the benefits of a 16 hour day/7 days a week work ethic.


2 comments:

Belliosto's Garbage said...

A solid dose of an US/NATO bombing campaign will also get one to appreciate the realities of a good life. Because after US/NATO involvement with any community it's goodbye to the freedoms and pursuits. And an hello to brutal terrorism and chaos.

just_another_dick said...

Yeah, but Mr. B. brutal terrorism & chaos sells movie tickets.

Remember NATO stands for Nuke Anyone That Objects.

Never ever object.

Get with the program

&

Go with the flow

Or else we'll blow

You

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