Tuesday, December 11, 2012

10 Days & Counting Or Further Proof That (Thankfully) We're Doomed

From blog.usa.gov:

Scary Rumors about the World Ending in 2012 Are Just Rumors

False rumors about the end of the world in 2012 have been commonplace on the Internet for some time. Many of these rumors involve the Mayan calendar ending in 2012 (it won’t), a comet causing catastrophic effects (definitely not), a hidden planet sneaking up and colliding with us (no and no), and many others.The world will not end on December 21, 2012, or any day in 2012.
Unfortunately, these rumors have many people frightened, especially children. NASA has received thousands of letters concerned about the end of the world. David Morrison, a planetary astronomer and senior scientist for NASA who answers questions from the public about astrobiology, says, “At least a once a week I get a message from a young person ― as young as 11 ― who says they are ill and/or contemplating suicide because of the coming doomsday.”
According to NASA, the old mystery-planet-collision rumor year was 2003, but when 2004 arrived safely, the rumors changed to 2012. So what end-of-the-world year will the rumor mill make up next?

Well that says it all doesn't it? Time to hunker down in your shipping container & dust off your human manure composting equipment because the end is fucking nigh.

Anyone even remotely familiar with NASA's faked Moon shots

or its real Moon shots that discovered alien bases that it then covered up

or its super secret shadow Space Program that did the genuine space shit while the public Space Program just gave people a bunch of Mooney shots it could safely ignore

knows that when NASA moves its collective lips, it's lying.

Hopefully, for the sake of continuity & balance, our collective Dec. 21st ass reaming will be long, hard & entirely lube free.

We deserve it.

Everyone of us.

& remember

No whimpering!


Morocco Bama said...

You forgot the part where NASA says, "besides, there are much more credible threats to worry about, like those deranged Muslim fanatics who want to blow us up for our freedoms."

The Gubmint's great. They can tell you what to fear, and what not to fear...just like Mom and Dad.

just_another_dick said...

Deranged Muslim fanatics are a threat?

Gosh, I think I missed that news feed.

Did they find some on Mars?

Moors...Mars...they sort of sound similar.

Will the Catholics start a Space Crusade?

I think the Government's much better at the fear/not fear Olympics.

My parents didn't even tell me about the birds & the bees.

Although, my Dad spent a lot of time shouting, "Turn down that goddamn guitar."

Maybe he wanted me to fear hearing loss.