Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Your Tax Dollars At Work Again

Watch as NASA time travels 10 days into the future & attempts to end the world by boring everyone to death.

In related news:

Some New Age spiritualists are convinced of a December 21 "doomsday" foretold by Mayan hieroglyphs – at least according to some interpretations. Sirince, a village of around 600 inhabitants near the ancient Greek city of Ephesus, has a positive energy according to the doomsday cultists, who say that it is close to an area where Christians believe the Virgin Mary ascended to heaven. The Mayan prophecy has sparked a tourism boom in the village, which is now expected to host more than 60,000 visitors according to local media. "It is the first time we witness such an interest during the winter season," said Ilkan Gulgun, one of the hotel owners in Sirince, quoted by the media. He said the tourists at his hotel believed that the positive energy of Sirince would save them from an apocalyptical catastrophe.

Gee, let me guess, more wealthy white people with more money than sense.

Hopefully the Turks are bilking them royally.


Morocco Bama said...

Haven't these freaks heard the adage "there's nothing to fear but fear itself?" I think it was Al Capone who coined that phrase, wasn't it?

Watched Ken Burns The Dust Bowl a couple of weeks prior. Now that was a reason to think the world was coming to an end. These pant waists these days have no idea. If these lightweights were confronted with something as equally as tragic they wouldn't survive more than a week.

It's an excellent documentary, by the way. If you get a chance, you really should give it a chance.

just_another_dick said...

Thanks MB, looks interesting.

Although, if these mild snow free winters continue, those summer droughts will get longer & harsher so we may get to experience our own Dust Bowl.

Oh fuck, what am I saying?

We've only got 10 days left.