Thursday, September 22, 2011

Thought For The Day

Annoy a Liberal today.
It's quite easy.
They have a long laundry list
of forbidden words
& images
& inferences
that can be lumped together
in an easily constructed
verbal
atom bomb.
One can practically feel
their toenails curl
& their already shriveled ball sack
shrivel even more.
Great fun for the whole family.
And never fear
they may invoke
A Day Of Rage
on you
but it's closer to
A Day Of Miffed.
Liberals have
absolutely no idea
how
to do
A Day Of Rage.
After all,
they may hurt someone's feelings.
And
should you desire
a more varied palette
you can best
annoy a Conservative
by acting
like a Liberal.

6 comments:

Stephen Diggle said...

I think I have just the solution. It worked for me, and I believe it will work for you. You need your own Family Office to manage your won wealth. It helps with most any problem you can conceive of, including Gonorrhea. There's no need to thank me. We need to stick together in these hard times.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-09-21/millionaires-form-family-offices-to-dodge-private-bank-salesmen-in-asia.html

Stephen Diggle, who co-founded a hedge fund that made $2.7 billion for investors in 2007 and 2008, set up a family office to manage the millions in fees he earned instead of entrusting his wealth to private bankers.

“It was fairly demonstrably clear that there was a very significant problem of alignment of interests by private banks and their customers,” said the 47-year-old founder of Vulpes Investment Management, whose Singapore-based family office has invested in hotels in Japan and farms in Uruguay. “They ceased to be custodians of people’s money and they became salesmen.”

Asia’s wealthiest investors, whose ranks are swelling as the region’s economic growth outperforms the rest of the world, are turning to family offices to maintain control of their money after the collapse of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. in 2008 made them more risk averse.

“Private banks try to sell you everything and not necessarily what’s best for your family office or for yourself,” said Clinton Ang, managing director of Singapore- based wine and spirits distributor Hock Tong Bee Pte, who is among those preferring to manage his family’s wealth himself. “If sophisticated investors haven’t already learnt the lessons of the past crisis, with the impending crisis that is on the horizon they’d better.”

The MSCI World (MXWO) Index has tumbled 17 percent from this year’s high in May and is trading close to a one-year low after Standard & Poor’s stripped the U.S. of its AAA credit rating in August and Europe’s debt crisis deepened.

Suzy Snatch said...

Mr. Diggle, are you, by any chance, related to a Mr.Rectal Diggle? If so I know some of your family.

When Dickie & Bone stop jerking each other off in the parietal, I want them to look into your idea. We will need a new home office so we can start our new business.

COST/BENEFIT ANALYSIS OF LIBERAL SPENDING HABITS

We understand that Liberals want to share the wealth, so, what better way to attain that goal than by example.

We intend on helping them remove all the frivolous items in their lives like TVs & Internet connections & cell phones, Starbucks coffee, hummus, etc., thereby allowing them more of their own personal wealth for sharing purposes.

We also have many homeless who need shelter so we need to examine the square footage of Liberal living areas so we can better utilize the space.

Since Liberals love humanity & the poor, downtrodden & ghetto-fied, I'm sure they will have no problems sharing their homes with multiple roommates.

Good Day.

stuffwhitepeoplelike said...

Look, homes, don't you think your being a bit rough on the libs and nigs? And don't niggle, or quibble, with the Diggle whilst he giggles and wiggles with delight as he shares nibble of his stolen kibble with the clueless wasted meat sacks.

Plus, once a white woman goes black, she never goes back. Black guys know how to treat a lady right.

just_another_dick said...

Personally Whites, I thought her mom should have sat her down months ago & asked her if she liked to suck a good dick, because whore seemed to be her best career path.
Then they could have peppered the word "condom" into the discussion.

I suppose I should be much more liberal in my outlook. I realize how tough it is to use a condom.
I also realize how daunting the whole "get a fucking job & quit freeloading" concept is for our young folk.

On the plus side, she's now able to ditch all of her math & science classes because the school is giving her vocational training. They got her a part-time job as a cashier at Party City.

Her future gets brighter by the minute.

Morocco Bama said...

Fuck Party City! Cage Fighting is much more lucrative and it keeps you in shape. Isn't the Mother the Sister-In-Law who has a hard-on for Jesus? I think in the past you said her name was Barbara...as in Babs. I smell a new book deal on the horizon. You can name it Gonorrhea Hunting With Jesus. Err....maybe not. I don't want you to pass away from cancer in several years after penning it.......because things are just starting to get interesting. I wouldn't want you to miss the bevy of thrills coming our way.

just_another_dick said...

Different sister-in-law bud. It's my wife's sister. I actually like these people. They work hard. Don't whine incessantly.

They really don't deserve this shit. Shelling out $500 for "designer" make-up to keep their self absorbed & selfish daughter out of jail is something they really couldn't afford.

My advice was to let her go to jail.
She thinks she knows shit & she lives in a society that constantly tells kids they know shit so I thought a nice big wake up call was in order.

Oh well. I've no doubt a mocha colored toddler is on the horizon. Maybe all my fans at RI could point me to a good abortionist.